2002 CE - Capetown’s Rev. J.S. Malan. Who was pretty darn certain that Jesus would be waltzing back into town just about the same time. Ooh, who'd'a guessed they could both be wrong?! Dang!
January 16, 2003 CE - Ever think sometimes that the minutes, hours and days are getting longer and longer and time just seems to be slowing to a standstill? Well, according to Dr. Joseph R. Kopeski, (by way of the Weekly World News) that wasn’t just a side-effect of a long work week, a dull school lecture, or a broadcast of the Academy Awards. “No!” said Joe, "The fact is, we are slowing down. Yes, the whole darn planet!" And unless something could be done to give our cosmic rip cord a good yank, the home world’s rotation was just gonna keep tapering off until we stopped dead as a UPN sitcom. Not that the majority would have to worry about the results of that terrible terminus. The good news, according to Dr. Joe, was that what with all the floods, fires, earthquakes, assorted other earth changes and mass starvation that would happen in the interim, most of us would'a been long dead by the time the Jan. deadline rolled around...Well, damn, blink and ya' miss it.
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