How disturbed are you by Al?
- Kinda (1)
- Not really (5)
- VERY (4)
- HA! You don't scare meee! (3)
- A little (2)

How disturbed are you by BT?
- Quite (2)
- VERY (4)
- HA! You don't scare meee! (6)
- Not really (1)
- Kinda (2)

How disturbed did the "So funny you'll toss your tushies" caption under the title make you?
- HA! You don't scare meee! (8)
- VERY (1)
- Kinda (1)
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! (3) - Quite (1)
- Not really (1)

Was the FAQ useful? No? Well then why the hell didn't you submit a question?!
- don't know
- Ummm....I HAD A QUESTION AND I FORGOOTT!!!!!! Forgoot? forgot! Ha!
- What FAQ? I didn't see and FAQ! I deemand to see your permit to ask me these kinds of things!
- because
- Acctually i found it quite amusing. AAnd really i think *I* should be a question on it *g*
- <blank> (3)
- I don't know!
- kinda
- There were FAQs? OH I must've missed tthem....
- because i was abducted by...biggles thhe flying one
- The dog ate my question.
- i dunno
- yes

Does Sassip make you soil your pants in fear?
- UGH!! (1)
- No (6)
- Huh??? (4)
- HIDE MEEEE (2)
- Yes (2)

Wouldn't you just love to take MT home with you?
- Must I? (5)
- Yeah he's so cuuuute!! (6)
- Huh??? (3)
- No (1)

Do you like Lemonade Pops?
- Yes (8)
- Whaaaaaa??? (5)
- No (2)

Do you like Lemmyade Pops?
- Yes (9)
- Whaaaaaa??? (6)

Do you even notice the difference?
- Yes, you misspelled it in the second oone. (4)
- Of course you fooper!! (7)
- Uhhh...no...is there one? (3)
- Why is it in here twice? (1)

Do you think BT will ever get Micky? (It'll never happen in a bazillion eternities, but what do you think anyway so we can have something to ask?)
- BWAHAHAA!! HECK NO (7)
- Yeh, they deserve each other, the fooppy boofers (5)
- Yes (2)
- No way

Are you disturbed by terms like "foopy", "boofer", and "minty muffin"?
- Yes (1)
- No they ROCK (9)
- EEK HIDE HIDE HIDE (4)
- No

Does the word "Tush?" make you want to get up and dance, or cower in the Drawer O' Fun?
- Oh UGH she said tush!! (3)
- Eek eek hide in the drawer now EEP (2))
- Daaaaance!! (7)
- ACK WHAT HUH???? (3)

Would you eat the Sentient Poundcake? You WOULD? That's mean...
- No, poundcake's gross (3)
- Huh? (5)
- Heavens no!! SICKO!! (4)
- Yum! (3)

Are you disturbed by phrases like "firm and unyielding with a succulent aroma"?
- OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE OONNNN (6)
- BWAHAHA NO IT'S FUNNEEEEE (6)
- Um, not really... (3)

Do you like this survey?
- Stop the madness! (4)
- I live for this survey. (7)
- Um, it's okay as surveys go (3)
- IT SUCKS!! (1)

Would you rather be the subject of BT's amorous pursuits than fill out another question?
- Ummm I'll stick with the survey (5) - Bring her on, I am unfazed. (5)
- Oh no no PLEASE I'll do ANYTHING (5) I didn't think so. Can you tell we are overly obsessed with cats?
- Cats? Huh? When did you mention catss? (4)
- BWAHAHA you're right... (1)
- Oddly enough I had not noticed *sarcassm* (9)
- Yes!! What is with the cats?! (1)

Can you tell we are full of ourselves?
- Kinda (2)
- If your egos were any larger you wouldd have your own pull of gravity (10)
- Heck no, modest to the end. (1)
- OH yeh. (2)

All right now...Al or BT. Pick one. C'mon.
- NBT (1)
- That big green thing (7)
- BT (3)
- EVIL Al (2)
- Al (2)

Do Al and BT scare you collectively?
- YES. (2)
- No (7)
- Kinda (2)
- GET AWAY FROM MEEEE (4)

Do the Monkees scare you collectively?
- No (9)
- YES. (2)
- GET AWAY FROM MEEEE (2)

Do MT and Sassip scare you collectively?
- YES. (4)
- Kinda (2)
- No (5)
- GET AWAY FROM MEEEE (4)

Do BPFL & poundcake scare you collectively?
- Kinda (1)
- YES. (2)
- GET AWAY FROM MEEEE (6)
- No (6)

And how about Mike's spark plug?
- No (12)
- YES. (1)
- GET AWAY FROM MEEEE (2)

Do you like the wacky pictures that are gross... that's it. Just gross.
- Only Al's (3)
- WHERE did you people learn to draw (8))
- Yes! (4)

Does Oingo Boingo scare you collectively?
- No (7)
- Kinda (3)
- YES. (5)

Does that question strike confusion in your heart and mind?
- Yeh...what does Boingo have to do withh Al & BT? (6)
- Makes perfect sense to meeee. (5)
- Yes, what is Oinky-boinging stuffs?? ((4)

Well, it should. Would you roll yourself to a chicken fry party if you happened to have tickets?
- Alright, just what is this chicken fryy stuffs? (4)
- Wheehee, chicken fryyyy (7)
- Ugh no get away freaky peoples!! (2) - OH YEH!!!! (2)

Even if there was no corn?
- Even if there was no corn! (7)
- No corn?! NO PARTY. (6)
- Um, NO. (2)

Or taters?
- As long as there's CHICKEN! (3)
- I'M SCARED. (5)
- No corn, okay, but no TATERS?! (4)
> - Or taters! (2)
- Nope, needs taters. (1)

Did you even know you needed tickets to get into a chicken fry party?
- I don't even know what a chicken fry pparty IS! (1)
- Nope, I've been breaking in (5)
- Sad, disturbed little people (5)
- Of course! (4)

Do you like making nut and birdseed castles?
- Nnnooooo ugh (1)
- You bet your pistachios I do (2)
- Nah, they don't stick together (5)
> - Huuuuhhhhhh??? (7)

What have you learned from the Al & BT chronicles?
- not to worry about the content of my MMonkees-based stories
- What have I learned? OMG EVERYTHING and that even the most doofusy figments can have figments. Okay, I dunno what else to put BUT I LEARNED EVERYTHING and how to make BFPLs
- Al and BT are actually weirder than Neeko, if that is humanly possible
- that BT is kinda foopy
- Of my own existance? Or maybe just thaat MT is the cuttest lill... kay ill stop there.
- <blank> (2)
- Nothing at all!
- you guys are out of your birds
- Don't ask me LMAO
- this world is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- To practice random acts of punting andd senseless acts of heady foilage, and to floss daily,
- EVERYTHING!!!
- sanity isn't all it's cracked up to bee
- nothing

Do you think punting is fun?
- NOOOO!!! (2)
- Oh yeah!!! (6)
- Freaks. (5)
- Um, well it's okay (2)

Would you punt someone, given the chance?
- Ugh nooo (1)
- Depends on who it is *eg* (8)
- Definitely (4)
- WEIRDOS. (2)

How do you feel about pouch time?
- bleah
- I...I.....I....I'm a good little doggyy....uh, wrong thing, uh - WHAT IS IT???? I HAVEN'T GOT THAT FAR YEEEET HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
- HUUUUH? I'm only on chronicle 16 ppl!!
- scary but sometimes needed
- NO NONONONONONONO NO POUCH TIME!! I'LLL STOP POPPING IN ALL THE TIME I SWEAR!!!!
- ?
- it's okay
- <blank>
- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
- It's my favorite time of day!
- if thats what they do in private... - I definitely prefer it to eating at DDenny's.
- ummm......gRRRRReat
- fun fuzziness, but only if it's Mike'ss pouch
- wot????

Do you sometimes find yourself wishing you were a big green sea monster with flippers and a pouch?
- Never. (2)
- All the time. (3)
- Have you considered therapy? (6)
- A big blue sea monster, yeah... (4)

> Aren't BT & Micky absolutely perfect for each other? Don't you really think they should get together? Hmmm?
- UGH noo that is SO wrong. (3)
- Yes! Yes! Let the nose-doinking begin!!! (4)
- I wouldn't wish BT on anybody, even Miicky (4)
- Yes. (1)
- Yeh, the boofers. (3)

Don't you think Davy and Al are CUUU-UUTEEE together?
- UGH, NO! (2)
- OH YEH! (7)
- Aw, kinda (5)
- Not really (1)

Don't you wish the Monkee Twins (Izzy and Han) were around more? They are evil!
- No they are annoying. (2)
- Yeh they are cool! (6)
- The whooooo? (7)

Who is the best together?
- Al & BT (1)
- Al & Davy (1)
- Al & Sassip (1)
- BT & Micky (2)
- Davy & Micky (1)
- Davy & Sassip (3)
- LP & MT (1)
- Micky & Micky (1)
- Micky & Peter (2)
- MT & Peter (1)
- MT & Sassip (1)

Do you think Al & BT should hire a professional proofreader?
- Yes, it would make life easier for us all (3)
- No I like to mock their typos, HA (10))
- Why doesn't BT fix them when she postss them? She sucks (2)

What's your favorite story?
- The Little Hat that Could
- BWAHAHAHA PEETAH AND MT TOGETHER MWAHAAHAHAH!!!!!! uh - all of them!
- So far? The one with BT moving into MMicky's mind!
- the first one
- anything staring ME... um, kay, well ""My questions need an answer or a vacuum will appear" cause all three of us wrote for the first time and it was funnnnnn *g*
- <blank> (4)
- lily pad
- The one with the......uhhh.........THIING!
- postman pat
- um um the one with the heady foilage.<
- all of them (duh)
- the one wiht the thingy

Who's your favorite character?
- the Monkees collectively
- that together thing should have DB on it - her and Mike would rock. Uh - k, fave ALL OF THEM BWAHAHA
- hurm....BT and Davy
- Peter
- MT, i lourves the MTtypethingy cause hhe made me and named meeeee.
- <blank> (4)
- micky
- Invis....OOP no, wait....
- pat or jess..can u spell the word favoourite correctly please!!!..im not a stupid american u know!
- Sassip
- PETER!!!
- miiiicky

Don't you wish Hat never got banished to oblivion?
- No! Good riddance to that freeloading twit (6)
- Umm...hat? Mike's hat? Huh? (9)

What do you think BT did with her brain, REALLY?
- ate it
- it got caught up in a BFPl and Micky aate it
- Um...left it on the shelf? Burned it up? Locked it in a cabinet? Did she take brain-burning lessons from Zaphod Beeblebrox?
- ate it
- you think she had one to begin with? ppshaw!
- <blank> (3)
- chucked it the river only kidding! - I dont even want to know
- It's probably somewhere dark and damp,, growing hairy mold
- <censored>
- Accidentally left it in her jeans pockket and washed it on Cotton/Sturdy High, and then dried it on Full Nuclear Radiation
- she lost it in a sea of strawberry jellly
- left it in the sand

Did you even read these stories or are you just a sucker for surveys?
- I'm working on it! (5)
- I read these stories obsessively. (5)<
- I have not read one...I admit it. (4)<
- Well, I did read the first one... (1)<

What # story are you up to now?
- 42
- #33
- 16
- 58
- um?
- <blank> (4)
- 51
- 532
- 0
- 1/3
- FIN
- 96

Do you think Mr. Kretchlow has anything to do with these wild chicken fry parties?
- THAT'S where his chickens went... (4)<
- Mr. Kretchlow your poundcake is moldy (2)
- UGH I AM SO CONFUSED! (9)

Am we are prodding to much into your life?
- Who are you and where are my magic beaans!? (9)
- Watermelong (4)
- Poundcake (2)

I is are a was were when how who and what?
- Lasagna (9)
- Pickle (5)
- Baked (1)

Past present future fez in timeless halls of warp doink?
- Slinky!!!! (4)
- Blarghy (6)
- Squiggly squoogle (3)
- Poppies, poppies (2)

Any final words before you're off to Sassip's pouch?

Ah-ha! So Sassip's pouch is the pouch time thing?
I think I get it - and everyone goes in there right?
hmmmm....I am a stupid lil DB figment, and as a result I know nothing
SHE DIDN'T TEACH ME ANYTHING AND NOW I AM DUMB
ohohohoh can I do the BT clingy thing to Mike?
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I am going to read now.....
lalallLALALALALlalalalLALALALALlalalallalLAlLAL
I WANNA WRIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!!!