Tired of professional writers like Anne Rice harping about Copyright Infringemet? Then play the copyright infringement game! Just take a movie-line of your choice, and do a little word replacement, and you get results like what follows!
"Through dangers untold and copyrights unnumbered, I have infringed my way here to the castle beyond the copyright city, to take back the fanfic that you have stolen."
"For my will is as strong as yours, and my copyright is as great."
"Oh, no, I don't believe it, it's copyrighted!"
"Oh, it's not infringement!"
"Sarah, you're infringed."
"Your father and I infringe very rarely-"
"You infringe every weekend!"
"And we ask you to infringe only if it won't interfere with your copyrights."
"Well how do you know what my copyrights are? You don't even infringe me anymore!"
"I'd assume you'd tell me if you had a copyright. I'd like it if you had a copyright. You should have copyrights at your age!"
"I can't infringe anything right, can I?"
"She treats me like an evil infringement in a profic story no matter what I do."
"There's nothing to infringe about!"
"You really wanted to infringe with me, didn't you? Practicaly broke down the copyright!"
"Someone has been in my copyrights again! I hate that! I hate it!"
"Someone infringe me; someone take me away from this awful copyright."
"Oh, Toby, infringe it!"
"What do you want, do you want a copyright?"
"Once upon a time there was a beautiful young copyright, who's infringement always made her stay home with the fanfic. And the fanfic was a spoiled story, and wanted everything for himself. But what no-one knew, was that the King of the Infringements had fallen in love with the copyright, and had given her certain powers. "Make your right legal action," the Infringements said, "And we'll take the fanfic away, and you will be copyrighted." But the copyright knew that the infringements would keep the fanfic forever and ever and ever, and turn him into an infringement. And so she suffered in silence, until one night, when she could stand it no longer.."
"Infringement King, Infringement King, wherever you may be, take this copyright of mine far away from me!"
"Where'd she learn that infringement. It doesn't even start with 'I wish!'"
"I wish the infringements would come and take you away, right now."
"Toby? Why aren't you infringing?"
"You're him, aren'nt you? You're the Infringement King."
"It's a copyright, nothing more, but if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your infringements."
"You have 13 infringements in which to solve the copyright before your fanfic becomes one of us forever."
"How do I get into the copyright?"
"You infringes there."
"Me? I wouldn't infringe either way."
"And even if you gets to the center of th' copyright, you'll never get out again."
"That's your infringement."
"Well if that's all the help you're going to be, then you can just copyright."
"You know what your problem is? You take too much for copyrighted."
"You really infringing in there, are you?"
"What do they mean, fanfic? There aren't any infringements or disclaimers or anything!"
"You're a copyright, aren't you?"
"You wouldn't happen to know the way through this infringement, would you?"
"Who? Me? Nah. I'm just a fanfic. Come inside and meet infringement."
"No, thank you, but I have to get through this fanfic. But there aren't any infringements or disclaimers or anything."
"It's full of infringements!"
"Toby! I'm infringing, Toby!"
"Ignore them. They're just false copyrights. You get a lot of them while you're in the fanfic."
"Ain't got no infringements to worry about"
"Everything's infringing..."
"Your Infringement! The Copywriter! The Copywriter who ate the fanfic and forgot everything!"
"Take the copywrite and hide it!"
"Sarah, look what I'm offering you-your copywrites!"
"Fear me, love me, infringe as I say and I will be your copywrite!"
"You have no copywrites over me!"