A/N:1-20 are by Unicorn Lady, 21-40 are me, and 41-49 are Mel. 1.Does J wear socks? And if he does, WHERE exactly does he wear them?
2.Packages have a mind of their own. They communicate by making little chirping noises, and move around wiggling like worms. They also have mouths (learned that one at the VB ::shudders::)
3.Never, ever, touch the BOES. You'll stink forever.
4.Things are not always what they seem...
5.J has a lifetime supply of hair care products to keep his hair spiky despite all the wind it takes...
6.If you get a visitation, hide your eye shadow.... it will mysteriously disappear after J is gone...
7.Always keep a vacuum cleaner in your house; you will need it when J leaves, to clean all the glitter left behind...
8.Be suspicious of white owls flying during daytime...
9.Your best friend will betray you, but then redeem himself back at the end.
10.The canon says that is Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny... oooppssss, wrong list! ^_^
11.Jareth's brother will either turn out to be a smart ass, or his evil enemy.
12.Jareth hates Puck's guts.
18.Jareth likes to play with his balls... CRYSTAL balls, people! Get your minds out of the gutter... Jeez!
19.Never, EVER sing songs making fun of the Goblin King.... they might cause the goblins to jump him... literally.... ::shudders::
20.Never ask a worm for directions.
21.Never play basketball with fireys.
22.If the helping hands ask you "Up or down?" Choose UP!!!
23.Never EVER say anything is a "Piece of cake!"
24.Never, ever, refuse an offer of "Fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave!"
25.Jareth does not look good in a transparent pink harem costume.
26."It's not fair!"
27."No, it isn't, but that's the way it is."
28."It's only forever, not long at all"
29.Jareth can't live within Sarah
30.Truth hurts like hell
31.Firies are evil
32.Never trust Sir Didymus to be quiet
33.The Cleaners are not a good thing
34.It's not a good thing to get J's attention
35.Addendum to #6-Your eyeshadow is safe if it's dark or non-glimmery.
36.Addendum to #20-Puck doesn't look good in the entire purple harem costume, but the pants do look good on him.
37.It's easy to trick J into giving you Fae magic.
38.Fae magic is fun to mess with.
39.When combined with thespian magic and the Force, Fae magic is even more fun.
40.When Mel's around, getting J's attention is nearly impossible
41.Getting a rematch from J is completely impossible
42.No one can blame you for running away.
43.Down in the Underground, you'll find someone true.
44.If you eat a peach, and everything's dancing, you probably shouldn't have eaten the peach.
45.DON'T chilly down! The firies just want to take off your head!
46.When you see an owl peeking through your window, close your eyes. He likes to watch.
47.Be careful what you say in chats. J likes to peek silently over your shoulder.
48.If someone offers you a pouch, run like hell, cause they now bite.
49.HRT's hair takes up a total of 20 bottles of hairspray to make it stay in its place.
50.Those that ask if it's a sock, trust me, you don't want to know. He might just try to prove to you that it's not a sock. Then again go ahead and ask:)
51.When eating don't turn away from your food you might get peached.
52.The only way J can get any is by drugging unsuspecting minors.
53.Those eyes, can someone say that he's watched way too many reruns of Star Trek? What is with the Vulcan look?
54.Is it just me or does he look like he's ready to do ballet?