The number of....

Crystals-22

Owls-21

Clocks-7

Times Jareth changes costume-7

Times Sarah whines-19

Times someone says "It's not fair."-4

Times Sarah becomes overdramatic-4

Times Jareth defies gravity-4

Times Jareth's hair moves-1. Just ONCE, people. Freaky, no? Thanks, Sam, for pointing out the mistake!

Times Jareth says "What a pity."-2

Times someone gets Hoggle's name wrong-7

Times Didymus says/does something annoying/stupid-26. (Obviously, this is subjective. The webmaster of this webpage finds Didymus VERY stupid/annoying, and this does not reflect the feelings of every Labyrinth fan out there.)

Doors-7(And yes, I am counting each individual door. Doors in the gate to the Goblin City? 2.)

Times someone describes something as a "piece of cake."-4

Chickens-21