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THE ROBO REVIEW

We do not have very much information on Robo, but he seems to be a crazy guy. What we know about him:
1) He is a Police man for New Wilmington (Westminster College's town)
2) Has pulled over Amber several times for walking with a back pack in town
3) Does not believe in the presumption of innocence, rather the belief that everybody in his town is drunk, all the time.

We will try and get a bio from ROBO so you find out more about him this week. But for now read his review of each suvivor. Each week he will bring to you a micro look at the show. Break down how each survivor did, what was good, bad, etc. Enjoy.

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	Survivor II: The Australian Outback Episode 3 or; Hey, That Texas Flag Sucks. Instead of doing an overall review of the episode I have decided I will write a review of each person on the show, starting off with the person kicked off most recently. Enjoy. Oh, and, as a side not, for those of you who think I have no business writing for this site... screw you. Once again, enjoy. Mad Dog: Well, well, well... apparently this season's Rudy couldn't hack it after all. Which, really is fine by me. She was just as two-faced and duplicitous as the rest of them. Plus, she didn't really seem to want to be there. However, I was slightly touched by her relationship with Tina. It seems to me if she had stayed and Mitchell had gone I could definitely have seen Mad Dog, Tina and Keith being just as powerful as Amber, Jerri and Colby... hell, that would've been downright awesome. So long as they could stick together it would be like witnessing a Royal Rumble (no, as yet the WWF has not signed any Survivor to join the league; though, I would definitely enjoy seeing Rudy and Rodger go at it). However, as far as the team is concerned it was definitely the right choice. Though, Mitchell is looking pretty much a corpse. A corpse that needs a shave.

	Amber: Finally, some damned airtime. It still wasn't much and she rarely said much of anything with relevance. You know, the milking to the cameras all by herself. By the way, is it just me or did she not have that accent in the first episode? All in all Amber is doing well and as far as her not outlasting Jerri (read pHat mAn's review) I beg to differ. It seems like Colby is well aware that Jerri could easily be manipulating him, and when, push comes to shove he'll probably get rid of the person he can't trust... no matter how much he enjoys her "massages." So, from what I can see, Amber is most likely in it for the long haul. Alicia: What's the deal with the silver swimsuit, babe? Sure, it showcases your well toned (very well toned) assets but... seriously, are you trying to blind people? You know they're staring. Sure, it's a bit more original than all the flowers and pinks we're seeing, but I'd really prefer something that doesn't remind me of C-3PO. I do think it's odd that she and Jeff are forming an "alliance." They just don't seem like they'd really mix well... plus, Jeff seems to always be in danger of being voted off. I do it find it odd they placed both African Americans on one team... what's the deal with that? Colby: At first I wasn't sure about this "cowboy" with the ridiculously oversized Texas flag. Being from Texas myself I have a certain disposition toward the state and those who give their adoration to it. That disposition usually consists of violent thoughts, cursing (including blasphemy), and being a real jerk on the highway. However, I am currently enjoying Colby's attitude (as he hasn't been shown saying he loves "waking up and knowing" he's a Texan). He seems to be smart for a car customizer and his strength is definitely helping his tribe. Plus, he's getting the booty. You got to love a guy who gets some while everyone else is off in the woods with beefjerky. I do think he's got what it takes to get down to the final 4, but I certainly don't see him siding with Jerri for the long run... unless she's exceptionally good in the leaves. So, for a proud Texan he certainly isn't doing us any harm.

	Elisabeth: She's perky, she's cute, she's almost this Season's Colleen. But not quite. I think she raided Jenna's wardrobe before she left, as well. It's also nice to see her getting close with Rodger, the old guy is gonna need some companionship when the rest of the tribe decides his constant falling might cost them immunity. Elisabeth has been just as "silent" as Amber up till now, so, I'm willing to bet she goes a long way as well. Though, one must not forget Joel, who was pretty much out of the show up until the week he was voted out.... Jeff: Besides Jerri he is probably the most hated woman on TV... haha. Just kidding. Despite what some of you seem to think I actually enjoy this guy. He's almost exactly like Richard, save for the weight. He's not hiding his purpose on the island, to win money, and he does it with a slightly eschewed sense of humor. You can't tell me the whole gagging thing in episode 2 wasn't funny. I definitely believe this guy can get to the final 5, maybe even the final 4 with Alicia's help. Jerri: Damn is this woman hot. I'm sorry, I know we're all about Amber (and I'm all about Amber) but this curly haired beauty is a near goddess. Her attraction doesn't come from the sweet, innocent, girl next door quality of Amber or Elisabeth... no, her's comes from an entirely different place. That place is called sensuality. She has a real knack for giving the camera great shots, and I don't mind being her supporter... for a while. She is a bitch, yes, so we can say bye-bye to her by the second to last episode. Up until then I'm prepared to watch her back stab and connive her heart out. Keith: The chef. I like Keith. He seems to be a nice guy. But I don't think he'll last long if Ogakor keeps losing Immunity. I definitely think his statement that he considers the bonds with his tribe to be more camaraderie and less friendship will be a downfall. Poor guy never got to make a soufflé.

	Kimmi: Well, I still think she's useless. I still think her forfeiting eating the cowbrain should have cost Kucha the immunity in episode 2. Choosing not to participate should be a bring about a much harsher penalty than not being able to swallow something, even though you tried. Plus, even when she's doing something good for the tribe she's complaining. What gives? Get her outta there so she can masturbate in private. Mike: He's losing it. I really think something has snapped in this guy's head and he is losing his mind. The first week he seemed okay, another know-it-all along with Deb, but nothing too bad. The second week he became even more of a know-it-all and acted like he was a god. This week... yeah, the heat's getting to him. And next week he's reverted back to Lord of the Flies. Get this guy some advil. Stat. Mitchell: At first I really liked Mitchell. He seemed like a nice guy who wouldn't put up much of a fuss and do what he could for the team in the process. Boy, was I wrong. He is going to help the team to the best of his abilities, but it's all too obvious those abilities are going to fall short. On top of this he's constantly complaining and whining about other people in the tribe. First Kel was never going to catch a fish, then he wished they had kept Kel and got rid of Maralyn. Hindsight is twenty-twenty, my friend. Not to mention is obvious conjunction with Jerri's bitching about Keith. If anyone is blinded by Jerri's beauty and feminine wiles it's this guy. And I feel for him, I do... but yeah, he's getting tired and he isn't getting any. Nick: Flying under the radar for sure. My thinking is that his strategy is very similar to Amber's in that he's not speaking up much or hurting the tribe any... but, at the same time he's not doing anything at all. In fact, he's taking the Gervase approach to everything. Same confidence and same laziness. Hopefully the tribes will recognize this earlier. His strength will definitely become useful (is useful), but my thinking is Kucha won't keep him around long enough for the tribes to merge. Which is good, the guy is too pretty anyway. Rodger: Like I said, I do like Rodger, even if he is a detriment to his team. He's definitely a very nice guy, and obviously the grandfatherly type they wanted from BB last season. I think if Kucha wins the rest of the Immunity challenges (which I'm hoping doesn't happen) Rodger could be around for a very long time. Once the tribes merge and all the competitions are individual his weaknesses will be his strength. Tina: Well, yeah, Tina did cost Ogakor Immunity in Episode 2... but there's something about her that reminds me of my mother. Part of it is her looks, but her personality is very similar as well. So, at this point I have nothing bad to say about Tina and hope she goes relatively far.

	1. Deb: As John Stewart said, and I'm paraphrasing, "And with Deb gone so is the last best hope of rejuvenating the female mullet." I couldn't have said it better myself. She was strong, sure, but damn was she annoying. 2. Kel: Whether he was masturbating in the woods or not is no reason to kick a guy out. The man has physical needs and he needed to meet them. And right now voting off your strongest mates is probably the dumbest thing you can do... as seen this episode. As a final note I would like to say... Go, Amber! -Robbo