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THE ROBO REVIEW

We do not have very much information on Robo, but he seems to be a crazy guy. What we know about him:
1) He is a Police man for New Wilmington (Westminster College's town)
2) Has pulled over Amber several times for walking with a back pack in town
3) Does not believe in the presumption of innocence, rather the belief that everybody in his town is drunk, all the time.

We will try and get a bio from ROBO so you find out more about him this week. But for now read his review of each suvivor. Each week he will bring to you a micro look at the show. Break down how each survivor did, what was good, bad, etc. Enjoy.

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	Survivor II: The Australian Outback Episode 8 or; Hi Ho Silver, Away! So I missed a week entirely... sue me. I really didn't have much to say about Episode 7. Sure, it was as interesting as the rest but... fine I'll be honest. I couldn't think of anything even remotely witty. Humor is hard people, you give it a try sometime. Christ, get off my back already. Also, I'd like to make a not to the boys who run this site... what's up with my last few reviews. They aren't showing up when I click on their links and my review for Episode 6 hasn't even been posted. What gives, fellas? Enjoy, and please remember that even though you live in the Australian Outback, in the middle of nowhere, with people who would rather gut you than make friends, you still need to floss. Pretty teeth is important. No matter what the situation. Loser of the Week: Alicia: Speaking of shiny things Alicia wasn't wearing her trademark swimsuit the last few weeks. My thinking is that is why she was voted out. It has nothing to do with being strong and a force to be reckoned with. No, no, once she stopped wearing that silver mockery people lost all interest in her. She caught your eye and kept it, staring at the round, shiny ass. Then she got rid of it in favor of browns and blacks. What was she thinking?! Ah, well, at least I can finally see clearly. Winner of the Week (as always): Amber: Did anyone really think Jerri would pick anyone else to share her dinner with other than Amber? I really couldn't believe she was shocked by it. Either Amber is an idiot or she's playing the naive, sweet, next door neighbor innocent. I'm hoping it's the latter, because otherwise this article, and the entire site would be all for not. Also, is anyone else getting sick and tired of hearing her say, "Oh my God"? I know this girl at work who says "Oh my God" all the time. Usually in one long stream of the exclamation at various volumes... it is the most annoying sound in the world. If I had known Amber was an "Oh my God" I would have joined up with an Elisabeth site... But, I'm here, sticking with Amber... why? Because she's cute. She's been cute since the first episode and she'll be cute until the last episode, whether she wins the million or not. And isn't that what really matters when you're on a TV game show? Cuteness never fails, ask Colleen. Well, actually, Colleen seems to use her brain a bit more... but nevertheless! Amber is cute and therefore she wins... every time. Colby: Once again this guy impresses me. Now that Jeff is gone he's becoming the one to go to for humorous comments about his competition. I'm so glad this guy was picked to represent Texas rather than some dumbass who would bring a huge belt buckle as his luxury item. I have to admit that what he's doing to Jerri is very entertaining. He's playing the game and doing it well. My only problem is that when he lied to Jerri he also lied to Amber, and seemed to ignore that fact when he said he didn't mind lying, so long as it was to Jerri. Hello, McFly? Is anyone home? Come on Big Guy, show a little heart. What has Amber done to you? Ain't she cute enough for you?

		Elisabeth: Well, I've said it before and I'll say it again, as being redundant means nothing to me, a lot can change in a week. As of Episodes 6 and even 7 Elisabeth was, as I dubbed her, America's Reality Sweetheart. She laughed, she cried, she buddied up with an old man, she made us love her even when she was dirty. And now, after tonight, she's become more devious and untrustworthy as Jerri or Tina. Which makes it all that more ironic that Jerri wasn't voted out. In any case her one saving grace with the viewing public, and myself, will have to be that she charmed our hearts in the past... and that she's still naive enough (possibly even more so than Amber) to believe Ogakor would disrupt their alliance after only one week. Ole Rodger needs to teach this youngin' a few things... Jerri: Well, she was more bitchy than hot this episode. I have to admit I actually felt sorry for her while everyone is conniving behind her back, ready to cut out her heart and serve it to the gators. And honestly, when she's around people she likes she doesn't seem to be all that bad a person. My feeling is that she desperately wants to win/become famous, so she's doing all she can to achieve that goal. The sad thing is she's going about it in totally the wrong fashion. I have a feeling she'll make it atleast one more week, as the Big Ogakors (Keith, Tina and Colby) don't want to piss Amber off before their three would overcome the other Kuchas. However, once we reach week 10, she's gone. She won't last past week 10. And you can take that to the bank... which is really too bad. She looks damn good in that blue suit. Keith: Wow, he won immunity twice in a row. I have to admit I certainly didn't see that coming. Granted the first time he won it was a favor from Tina. I have no doubt in my mind Tina would have last much longer if given the chance. This week, however, he won without the help of anybody... well, anymore than the rest. Keith is definitely going to be in it for the long haul, which is good, he'll need that money to retake some cooking classes. This guy is supposed to be a great chef, "cooked for Presidents" he's said... but he can't make a simple bowl of rice. He blames Jerri for making him feel ill at ease... but come on, if Wolfgang Puck were out there he'd have fashioned several fancy meals within the first hour. Nick: While being cute is a must for the females on the island... being cute for the males is simply a negative than cannot be ignored. I'll say it again, like I said redundancy has no effect on me, this guy is too pretty to win. Plus he's sick, let the guy get some advil if he's so sick, don't make him stay out there any longer than he has to. In any case he won't be around after at least Episode 9. I firmly believe that Ogakor needs to stick together for one more week before they start disbanding, so, my theory is that Nick gets the boot next week and then Jerri. I could be wrong about the order, but neither will be around come Episode 11. Rodger: Well as long as he's making friends with Keith he'll stick around. Maybe even longer than Amber, but I can't see him being in the Final 3. They like him well enough, he's a nice guy, but those Ogakors want to win and as Colby pointed out tonight, they want it to be them. Now, as far as fishing is concerned, I honestly think he's overcompensating. He's pulling a Mike in thinking that they'll keep around the guy who feeds them. Which isn't really bad logic, except that Rodger doesn't prove to be much of a threat. Especially physically. He may prove himself in the near future with his brain power, because he ain't a moron, but I don't think he could beat Keith in a chess match... so, even mentally he's not much of a threat. He's been pretty good up till now by keeping a low profile. He needs to continue to do that. Let everyone else catch the fish, just sit on a log and pull a Rudy, man. Tina: She's becoming friends with Elisabeth... if only the girl was able to see Tina's prowess with hurling knives when she dealt with Mad Dog and Mitchell. After seeing her strong performance in week 7's Immunity Challenge (I firmly believe that she stood on that pole that long, not because she felt vulnerable, but because she knew she could win) and her decent attempt this week, Tina is proving to be a better competitor than most everyone probably thought. Which makes me happy as, despite her deceptive ways, she still reminds me of my mother... I think I may have an Oedipus Complex... that's just between you and me. Cool? 1. Deb: As John Stewart said, and I'm paraphrasing, "And with Deb gone so is the last best hope of rejuvenating the female mullet." I couldn't have said it better myself. She was strong, sure, but damn was she annoying. 2. Kel: Whether he was masturbating in the woods or not is no reason to kick a guy out. The man has physical needs and he needed to meet them. And right now voting off your strongest mates is probably the dumbest thing you can do... as seen this episode. 3. Mad Dog: I honestly think it was her teeth. If she had just kept those damn things in her mouth she might have lasted longer. 4. Mitchell: He says they sang every night in Ogakor before he was kicked out. So, why, if his occupation is singer/song writer couldn't he write a little ditty to save his ass? I certainly know I never want to hear him sing. Yikes. 5. Kimmi: Big boobs, big teeth, big sunken eyes. Everything about her was big... especially her big, annoying attitude. Not to mention her big sex drive... she probably banged a waiter as soon as she reached the hotel. 6. Michael: I probably shouldn't say anything derogatory, but the guy really did seem like a bit of a moron. As Jeff pointed out many times. Sure he was nice, but that isn't going to stop PETA from filleting him and serving him to wild boars. 7. Jeff: He was a bit too Richard Hatch for this group, I think. Sure, he was marked because of his previous vote, but if you just watch the way he played the game he was doing it very similar to Rich. Maybe if he had walked around naked he would have lasted. Let us be thankful he didn't. As a final note I would like to say... Go, Amber! ...though, girlfriend, you're really making it hard on me.... -Robbo