Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

This is only a joke! Please take this only as humor.
I don't think that any real Amish person would condone any of these practices! (Except possibly #3.)

1. Drink molasses 'til you heave
   
2. Wet bonnet contest
   
3. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy
   
4. Buttermilk keggar
   
5. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really rad Clydesdale
   
6. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns"
   
7. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers
   
8. Sleep 'til 6:00 AM
   
9. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite rear
   
10. Churn butter naked
    

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This was submitted by Angela Webster.

This page last updated Tuesday, May 21, 2002.

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