Amish Pickup Lines



  1. Are thee at barn-raisings often?

  2. If our religion didn't forbid the use of telephones, I would ask thee for thy number.

  3. Can I buy thee a buttermilk colada?

  4. You've really got the build for that plain bonnet and shapeless black dress.

  5. Say, my favorite movie is Witness, too!

  6. Art thee a model?

  7. There are so many phonies at these quilting bees. Let's go someplace quiet.

  8. Thy buggy has a cool lacquer job.

  9. I got Sinatra tickets...

  10. Are thee up for some plowing?




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This was submitted by Jeff Gaddie

This page last updated Monday, May 20, 2002


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