Amish Pickup Lines
- Are thee at barn-raisings often?
- If our religion didn't forbid the use of telephones, I would ask
thee for thy number.
- Can I buy thee a buttermilk colada?
- You've really got the build for that plain bonnet and shapeless black
dress.
- Say, my favorite movie is Witness, too!
- Art thee a model?
- There are so many phonies at these quilting bees. Let's go someplace
quiet.
- Thy buggy has a cool lacquer job.
- I got Sinatra tickets...
- Are thee up for some plowing?
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