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21. You have seriously thought about getting a job/apartment in Montreal so you can live close to him.

22. You get up at 4 am to work on your SAJV fanfic.

23. You cross-stitch dozens of bookmarkers in different colours with his name on them.

24. You have one of those cheesy little thingies on your license plate that says "And On the 8th Day God
       created.....Michel" --- even though you're Wiccan.

25. You have suddenly developed a burning desire to own every piece of clothing you see that has black
       and yellow stripes because it looks like the vest that Passepartout wears.

26. The only thing you watch anymore is your tapes of SAJV, and you fast-forward to all the scenes that
       Michel is in.

27. You ask your friends incessantly if "Courtemanche" sounds good paired with your name.

28. Every romantic song you hear makes you think of Michel.

29. You think, obsess, fantasize and dream about Michel constantly.

30. You find yourself writing his name over & over on any piece of paper you have handy.

31. You're convinced you have to get a bigger heart because there's no room in the one you have for
       anything but Michel.

32. Your friends/family know everything about him because he's all you talk about.

33. You name your upstairs neighbor's cat "Jean," in honour of Passepartout.

34. You speak with a French accent.

35. You surf the net every day looking for new pictures of Michel.

36. You fantasize about covering him with whipped cream --- and licking it off.

37. You fantasize about being in a hot tub with Michel.

38. You fantasize about being trapped in an elevator with Michel.

39. You fantasize about being stranded on a desert island with Michel.

40. You want a tattoo of Michel's name on an indecent area of your body.

41. You insist on being called "Mrs. Courtemanche."

42. You start reading French novels.

43. You take French classes.

44. You only look at men who look like Michel. (But they're not him so you don't look for long.)