“REVELATIONS”
By
Andra Marie Mueller
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This “fluff piece” takes place in the a/u
established in my “
PROLOGUE
–
Inside the modest town home
he shared with his wife of three months, NYPD Detective Dick Grayson was
finishing the last sip of his coffee when his wife entered the kitchen. Barbara Gordon-Grayson flashed her husband a
smile as she walked over to stand beside him. A striking woman with flame red
hair and green eyes that contrasted with her fair skin, Barbara was also the
daughter of
“I don’t suppose you
saved any of the coffee for me?” she asked.
“As a matter of fact, I
did,” Dick answered. “It’s brewing in
the pot as we speak.”
“Well, there may be hope
for you yet,” Barbara chided. “What time
is your meeting with Dad?”
”We’re supposed to get
together about noon. If we finish at a reasonable hour, I’m planning on
dropping by Wayne Enterprises to see Bruce.”
Barbara shot him a
knowing look. “Do you really think he’s going to appreciate you showing up out
of the blue to interrogate him about his wife?”
“Who says I’m going to
interrogate him about his wife?”
Barbara rolled her eyes. “Please,
Dick; this is me you’re talking to.
You’ve been chomping at the bit for an excuse to meet Jordan Wayne from
the moment we saw the wedding announcement in the paper two and a half years
ago.”
“Well it’s not like you
aren’t just as curious about her,” Dick countered. “As I recall, your exact words were ‘Hell
must have frozen over if Bruce Wayne actually took a bride.’”
“Of course I was
surprised that Bruce got married,” Barbara allowed. “I didn’t think he would ever find a woman
who could accept his other life.”
“I did.”
“Yes, but look at
everything we went through to get where we are now. And as much as I love you,
darling, you’re not Bruce Wayne.”
Dick responded with a
sheepish grin. “Point taken.”
“I need to get ready for
work. Give Dad my love and if you do see
Bruce, please pass along my best wishes.”
“Will do.”
In his office, Bruce was in a meeting with Lucius regarding the
most recent spreadsheets received from their
“According to these figures, the profits for Wayne Enterprises UK
have almost doubled in just this first year,” Fox revealed.
“What about the personnel issues?” Bruce asked.
“Ashton seems to have reigned in all the staff and everyone is
apparently getting along just fine.”
Bruce smiled at the mention of his father-in-law. “Well if his temper is anything like his
daughter’s, I imagine they are all quaking in their boots,” he said dryly.
“With all due respect, sir, you’re not exactly the mild mannered
type yourself,” Fox pointed out.
“No, I leave that to my illustrious brother-in-law,” Bruce allowed.
Their conversation was interrupted by the intercom on Bruce’s phone
and his assistant’s voice filtered out.
“Excuse the interruption, Mr. Wayne, but there’s a gentleman here
to see you who is claiming to be a friend of yours,”
she said.
“Does this friend have a name?” Bruce prompted.
“Dick Grayson.”
Bruce’s eyes widened in surprise. “That’s a name I haven’t heard for a while,”
he mused aloud.
“Shall I send him in, Mister Wayne?” Jessica asked.
“Please do, Jessica. Thank you.”
Lucius and Bruce both got to
their feet as the office door opened to admit Dick, and he flashed Bruce a
small smile as he entered his office.
Although a few inches shorter than Bruce’s own height of 6’2”, Dick’s black
hair and rugged features bore some similarity to Bruce’s and he exuded an aura
of self-confidence that also resembled his former mentor’s.
“Long time no see, Mr. Wayne,” Dick greeted with mock formality.
“Likewise, Mr. Grayson,” Bruce returned and came around his desk to
stand in front of his former protégé.
“It’s good to see you, Dick.”
“You too, Bruce.”
The men exchanged a handshake before Bruce gestured at Lucius. “This is my CEO Lucius Fox. Lucius, this is
an old friend of mine, Dick Grayson.”
“Good to meet you, Mr. Grayson,” Fox said and extended his hand.
“And you as well, Mr. Fox,” Dick returned as they shook hands. “You must be quite the businessman if Bruce
is letting you hold the reins of Wayne Enterprises.”
“I’m merely the First Officer of this little ship,” Fox demurred
and turned to Bruce. “I’ll leave you
gentlemen alone to get reacquainted, Mr. Wayne. I’ll be in my office if you
need anything else.”
“Thank you, Lucius.”
Fox made his way out of Bruce’s office, closing the door behind him,
and once they were alone Bruce addressed Dick.
“I have to say that you’re about the last person I would have
expected to see here,” he replied.
“I had to come to
“So as long as you were in the neighborhood you decided to check up
on me?” Bruce prompted lightly.
“Actually I was hoping to meet your wife, Jordan,” Dick
replied. “After everything I’ve heard
about her over the past couple of years I’m more than a little curious to meet
the woman who tamed the notorious Bruce Wayne.”
“I don’t know if I should be insulted or my wife should be
flattered,” Bruce responded drolly.
“Leave it to you to fall in love with a woman who’s not only
Superman’s sister but also British royalty. Not to mention she obviously has
the ability to deal with your fondness for extracurricular nighttime activity.”
“That too,” Bruce agreed with a smile.
“Barbara and I missed you at the wedding.”
“I’m sorry I missed it, too. But it was too close to
“I had heard that you and Jordan started the next generation of
environmentally conscious corporate moguls,” Dick replied. “Congratulations.”
“Thank you. We would have invited you to the christening but you
and Barbara were on your honeymoon.”
“You can make it up to me by presenting me to your better half,”
Dick quipped in reply.
“
“Lead the way.”
The men left Bruce’s office and made their way to the elevator.
“What about you and Barbara?
Any plans for a family now that you’re finally married?”
“Barbara definitely wants children,” he said. “She says that becoming
parents will help us ‘revaluate our priorities’.”
“Children do have a way of changing a man’s perspective on the
world,” Bruce allowed.
The elevator arrived and they stepped inside the empty car, then
Bruce pushed the button for the floor housing the offices of Wayne Conservation
International.
“You know, for a man who prided himself on his freedom and
independence, you’re certainly sounding very domesticated,” Dick quipped.
“Don’t worry about it too much,” Bruce responded dryly. “I won’t be giving up my ‘extracurricular
nighttime activity’ anytime soon.”
“Touché.”
The elevator stopped and they stepped off the car. Leslie White,
“Mr. Wayne,” she said. “I assume
you’re looking for
“Yes. Is she in her office?”
White nodded. “She is, but enter at your own risk,” she
replied. “She’s been on the phone for
almost fifteen minutes arguing with the Director of the Bronx Zoo.”
“Is the steam coming out of her ears yet?” Bruce asked lightly.
“Not quite yet, but I’m pretty sure the phone receiver is on the
verge of a meltdown,” White responded.
“Thanks for the warning, Leslie,” Bruce returned and White stepped
into the elevator as Bruce and Dick made their way to
“Jake, I’m done arguing about this,” she declared. “Obviously you
donated your brain to science before you were done using it, so when I call
back tomorrow, I want to speak with somebody whose IQ
is higher than their shoe size. Have a nice night.”
“Temper, temper Dr. Wayne,” Bruce chided from the doorway.
Her pictures don’t do her justice, he mused silently.
“You should know better than to show up with guests when I’m having
a tantrum, Handsome,”
“My apologies, Princess,” Bruce demurred. “
“Likewise, Dr. Wayne,” Dick returned as they shook hands. “But
please call me Dick.”
“Only if you call me Jordan.”
“Fair enough,
“
“Only temporarily,”
“Or the ‘Critter Queen’ as
Dick nodded. “So the Big
Blue Boy Scout really is your brother-in-law,” he mused aloud and returned his
gaze to
“I’ll explain it to you over dinner,” Bruce replied. “Dick, why don’t you come to the house and
join us? I know Alfred would like to see you.”
“I’d like to see him,” Dick said.
“I hate to admit it, but I kind of miss the old goat.”
“I’ll thank you to use a more respectful form of address when
referring to my grandfather,”
Dick shot Bruce a questioning glance. “Grandfather?”
“I’ll explain that over dinner as well,” Bruce responded.
After placing a call to Barbara to inform her of his plans, Dick
had accompanied Jordan and Bruce home.
Alfred and Dick had indeed enjoyed a warm reunion and over dinner,
Dick and Bruce were now in the study enjoying a glass of brandy as
the former commented on his friend’s domestic situation.
“I will grant you that acquiescing to your wife’s idiosyncrasies is
always beneficial to a happy marriage,” Dick said, “but I don’t know that continuing
to give her dogs large enough to use your children as chew toys is such a wise
idea.”
“Don’t let
“You still haven’t explained how
“We met after the terrorist attack on the
“Ah…so it was love at first sight?” Dick prompted.
“More like serendipity,” Bruce demurred.
“I can only imagine how
“Not well in the beginning,” the older man admitted. “He even tried
to warn
“Obviously she didn’t listen.”
Bruce smiled, affection for his wife
evident in his expression. “Thankfully
“What about you?” Dick prompted.
“What made you so sure that
Coming from someone else, the question would have elicited a less
than cordial response from Bruce. But
with the history between the men Bruce knew that Dick asked it without malice,
only genuine curiosity.
“Worried that the press may have hit the nail on the head when they
referred to her as my ‘trophy wife’?” he prompted drolly.
“I know you better than that,” Dick assured him. “Obviously
“That was just the icing on the cake,” Bruce responded dryly, “At
the risk of sounding like a character from a bad romance novel,
I knew within sixty seconds of meeting her that
“Spunk?” Dick echoed
incredulously. “You have an IQ that hovers near 200 and the best you can come
up with to explain why you love your wife is ‘she has spunk’?”
“Would you like me to consult a thesaurus for a description that meets with
your vocabulary standards?”
“All I’m saying is that anything would be better than ‘spunk’.”
“Fine. I love
Bruce finished his description and fell silent, awaiting Dick’s response. After
a long silence he finally said, “Definitely better than spunky.”
“I’m glad you approve.”
“I’m happy for you, Bruce,” Dick said. “Speaking from experience, I know how much
finding the right woman can enrich your life.”
“Well for your sake I hope Barbara prefers pets that are smaller
than a compact car,” Bruce quipped.
Dick smiled at his friend’s remark.
“Thankfully Barbara is a cat person, and as far as I know none of the
domestic felines weigh more than sturdy pair of shoes,” he countered lightly.
“I’m glad the two of you managed to work through your issues and
make it to the altar. When you find the
right person, it’s worth the effort to make the relationship work.”
“Speaking from experience?” Dick prompted.
“Absolutely, but that is a story for another time,” Bruce evaded.
Dick took a final sip of brandy before setting his glass on the end
table beside his chair and rising to his feet.
“Well as much as I enjoy discussing our love lives, I need to get
back to
“Actually he needs to go upstairs and say good-night to his
children before he leaves for his night shift,”
The men glanced over to see Jordan standing a couple of feet away,
with Hero standing at her side gazing at them, earning himself a nervous glance
from Dick.
“Are you sure he’s not sizing me up as an after dinner snack?” he
asked.
“Hero is perfectly cordial as long as you’re with Bruce or me,”
“Of course,” Dick agreed and turned to face Bruce. “Be careful out there, my friend.”
“You do the same,” Bruce returned as they exchanged a final
handshake. ”And please give my best to Barbara.”
“I will.”
Bruce made his way toward the stairs as Dick and
“I appreciate you allowing me to join you and Bruce for dinner this
evening,
“Thank you.”
“I’m curious about something; what’s with your fondness for big
dogs?”
“I used to think the same thing would happen to me when I lived
here,” Dick responded. “The house is
intimidating at first, but one you get used to it, it’s rather spectacular.”
“Are we describing the house or its owner?”
Dick turned to face her as they came to a halt in front of the
door. “I’m glad that Bruce has you in
his life,
“I hope you mean that, Dick.
Bruce cares for you a great deal and I know it’s important to him that
you and I become friends.”
“I’d like that,” Dick said.
“Maybe you and Bruce can bring the twins to
“I’m sure she’s a lovely woman.”
“Good night,
“Good night, Dick.”
“Are the twins asleep?”
“They’re both out like lights,” Bruce told her. “Now I know where
the expression ‘sleep like a baby’ originated.”
“Lois says we must have Stepford children
because they all ready sleep through the night at only three months,”
“Jealously comes in the color of jade,” Bruce responded
lightly. “So what did you think of
Dick?”
“He has potential,”
“What makes you think he doesn’t?”
“I overheard the little
chat you two had when you thought I was upstairs,”
“He’s not the first
person to think so.”
“Of course not, because
that’s the first assumption people seem to make when a man of your wealth
marries ‘outside his class’. Frankly I find it remarkably shallow that
anybody would assume your bank account is the only thing you have to offer.”
“Thank you for the vote
of confidence.”
“That you were only
interested in me for my money?”
“Yes.”
Bruce smiled. “If the thought had entered my mind at all,
Princess, we wouldn’t be standing here three years after the fact discussing
it,” he replied.
“We never discussed it
all,”
“If you really want to go
down that road, I could ask you the same question,” Bruce returned. “I
certainly had a reputation for casual affairs and even
“It was the morning after
our first night together, when I had a panic attack and tried to bolt out of
your hotel suite,”
“Well if I had known then
what I do now, I might have made you agree to only acquire dogs that weigh less
than I do,” Bruce quipped.
“Mock the dogs all you
want, but I know that you secretly like having them around.”
“I’ll take the Fifth on
that.”
“Then we’ll go back to
the beginning and you can explain why you knew I was really in love with you.”
“I suspected you were in
love with me when you fled from my life after discovering my secret, because it
wouldn’t have scared you so much if your feelings for me weren’t genuine. But I wasn’t 100% certain until the night you
showed up at PEACE’s charity ball and admitted it. I knew then that you never would have come
back to me if you didn’t intend for us to be together permanently.”
“Yes, well…that’s just
further proof that I do not have oatmeal for brains,”
“Well oatmeal or not I
like your brains just fine,” Bruce responded.
“And the rest of you as well.”
Bruce smiled back. “I think I can delay my departure a bit
longer,” he said.
“Wise choice.”
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EPILOGUE
–
Barbara was still awake
when Dick returned home, propped up in their bed reading a mystery novel. Hearing him enter the bedroom, she looked up
and flashed him an affectionate smile as he crossed over to give her a brief kiss.
“Why are you still
awake?” he asked. “I thought you had an
early day tomorrow.”
“Did you really think I
would turn in before you got home and gave me all the details of your evening?”
Barbara countered.
“Obviously
not.”
“So what did you think of
Dick sat down on the bed
beside her and began shedding his clothes as he answered. “Well her looks take
a little getting used to, and her taste in men is certainly questionable…”
“Be nice,” his wife
admonished with a gentle slap on the arm.
“I am pleased to report
that Jordan Wayne is every bit as gracious as she is beautiful and that I have
never seen Bruce happier,” Dick declared.
“The permanent scowl he used to have etched in his expression has been
replaced by a genuine smile.”
“So she’s the real deal
then?”
“No question about it. They
obviously love one another very much and she seems to have brought him the
peace he’s always wanted.”
“I’m glad. Despite his tough as nails attitude, I know
how much Bruce wanted to find a woman he could share his life with the way his
father did with his mother. Although I
never would have guessed that she would also be Clark
“Well apparently her
connection to
“Of course.”
“What the stories didn’t
mention was that Ashton’s biological father is Alfred Pennyworth,” Dick
revealed.
Barbara’s eyes
widened in surprise. “Alfred
has a son?” she asked incredulously.
“Good grief; is there anybody in that house who doesn’t have a secret?”
“The dogs seemed pretty
straightforward,” Dick deadpanned, but his wife ignored the quip.
“So let me put this all
together. Not only is Bruce’s wife
Superman’s baby sister and the illegitimate daughter of a British royal, but
she’s also the granddaughter of Bruce’s surrogate father?”
“That about sums it up,
yes.”
Barbara shook her
head. “If it involved anybody else it
would sound like a bad television sitcom,” she remarked, “but somehow for Bruce
it makes an odd kind of sense.”
“As much as anything does
when it comes to Bruce,” Dick countered.
Pressing herself against
his bare back, Barbara leaned over to whisper in Dick’s ear. “I think we’ve
spent enough time discussing Bruce’s love life,” she said pointedly. “Why don’t we expend some energy working on
our own?”
Dick smiled as he felt
her arms slide around his waist. “What did you have in mind?”
“Why don’t I show you?”
“Works for
me.”
END