Humourous List
Men & Women
B.T. & Me
I've Got A Cold
The Agency
Saving Private Percy to my Angels
New Collection
The Curse
What every female poet will relate to and male poets will hopefully understand.
Frank's Grockles
I have know Frank for a good many years now, both professionally and personally.  It was during one of our business meetings that Frank told me about hos pet hate of Grockles.  A Grockle to Frank is an elderly person doing their shopping.  Frank, by the way, has just retired this month - but no where near the Grockle stage yet though!  A happy retirement to Frank and his wife Nancy.
Oh Tae Sleep Ance Mair!
A poem written in Scottish dialect about an insomniac in love.
Atweel
A poem written humourously in Scottish dialect about how a Scot's lass would feel at the end of a love affair
Phill-In-The-UK
This poem reflects my tongue in cheek humour and was inspired by Phill Ashwell, a fellow internet poet.  His Website and email has the phrase "phillintheuk" which sent my mind off at a tangent.  This was the result.  Glad you like it Phill, and no, I'm not really a revolutionary.  By the way, Phill's site really is worth visiting - lots to see there.  There is a link in my links section
Roland De Ratte
This one is written very much tongue in cheek after having a conversation with a very nice Frenchman called Roland - it's not so much about him as having been inspired by him.
The Search
I am going to leave you, the reader to read then make up your mind on this one - all I will say is that it is not quite what it seems at the beginning but all is revealed at the end.
Friday The 13th
A stressful day in business
Come Closer
Ladies may like this one - I don't the the men will!