CSM Blackboard lines



I will not strut around like I own the place

I will not travel, speak or think in a straight line

I will never again delegate the assassination of Scully to Krycek

I am not deliciously saucy

Semi-autobiographical "Author & Hitman" is not a legitimate career choice

Morley Money is not legal tender

I will not malign the philosophy of "Forrest Gump"

Big Tobacco does not need my endorsement

I will not keep Sadam on hold

I will not sigh when the limo doesn't hit me

I will not yell "He's Dead" during role call

I will not wait for the movie to come out

All work and no play makes CM a dull boy

I am not Darth Vader

I will not play with matches in Fox's office

Using manual typewriters is not a lost art form

I am not the next Dashiell Hammett

This is not a clue, or is it?

I will not restart smoking as a symbolic gesture

"Bewitched" does not promote Satanism; I must try harder next time

Skinner is not a plaything

I will not sell miracle cures (that's the Well Manicured Man's Job)

I will not carve gods (that's the Elder's Job)

I will not assassinate Frohike

I will not mail red enveloped claims of fatherhood to FBI agents

I will not simultaneously develop more than twelve subplots

I will not be a walking ad for tobacco controls

I will not give ties as Christmas presents

Nicotine is not one of the four food groups

I will not expire in a pool of blood

I will not kill every Navajo in five states

I will do bad things over and over again

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