"Episodes"

to the tune of My favourite things', from The Sound of Music

Big blue and queequeg and Jose and Yappie
Mulders gone missing and Skinners not happy.
Scully cuts open some corpses with style,
These are a few of my favourite X-Files.

Kryceks black jacket and Mulders red speedo,
Anything else that excites my libido
Ashtrays of Morley butts left in a pile,
These are a few of my favourite X-Files.

When the flukeman bites, when the mites sting,
When I'm feeling sad
I simply rewatch my favourite X-Files
And then I don't feel so bad!

Psychics and iceworms and pyrokinesis,
Vampire and clones and the alien foetus,
Newspaper nests stuck together with bile,
These are a few of my favourite X-Files!!


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