You May Be Obsessed With Scully If...

1) You're hair is red and it's not naturally that way...
2) You wish you had a dictaphone...
3) You ask your biologist friend what a southern blot test is...
4) You know the significance of this number: 2317-616
5) You have a black suit
6) You have an FBI badge and you live in Canada...
7) You know the names of all the "Scully eps"
8) You compare all other woman characters on tv to her...
9) You know what "Fire and Ice" is referring to...
10) You have a Scully doll...
11) When making a promise you "Swear on the badge of Dana Scully"
12) You quote her so much that your friends are starting to wonder who said it first!
13) You have a fear of metal detectors...
14) You cry when you get a nose bleed...
15) "Jeremiah was a bullfrog..." means anything to you
16) You get excited when you actually find a pair of black italian leather boots with 3 inch heels...
17) You want to ask Gillian how the heck she runs in those 6 inchs!
18) You know her birthdate and you don't know your own parents' birthdates!...
19) Suddenly you like being short...
20) You know the significance of: X73317
21) You wish you had a cell phone
22) You have a 21 year phobia of snakes yet you still desire a tattoo of a snake on your back.
23) When you're depressed you tell your Mother to call you Scully
24) You respond to the names Scully or Dana
25) In the most peculiliar circumstances you think "I wonder what Scully would be doing right now?"
26) You own and wear a gold cross necklace even if you aren't at all religious
27) You begin to think getting cancer is a good way of meeting men!
28) A kiss on the forehead means so much more...
29) You practice walking like Scully
30) You are an aspiring anchor woman trying to acquire a lisp...(and if you actually know what we're talking about you are one heck of a cool person!)
31) When you go into Starbucks you don't think coffee you think Moby Dick
32) You refer to certain Scully-like activities, gestures, clothes or whatever as "Scullyesque" even though that isn't a word.
33) You get all excited when you're watching X-Files and your friend tells you that you smiled like Scully!
34) You take up a liking for Cher
35) You think driving a four door sedan is cool!
36) You are seriously considering naming your daughter Scully, Dana, or Gillian
37) You actually want a boyfriend who sleeps fully clothed on his couch...
38) You like gold wire rimmed glasses and want some even though you don't require glasses for anything...
39) You become highly protective of your furniture (namely your desk)
40) You are actually excited when you get to stand on a box!(You are especially coy if you know what this means)
41) You learned the meaning of the word "enigmatic" from X-Files
42) You actually liked "All Souls"
43) When guys call you up to ask for a date you tell them you have to clean your gun (even if you don't have one)
44) You cheer whenever Scully says something really smart or basically whenever she kicks butt (which is fairly common!)
45) You want to go to a catholic church just so you can dress up as Scully, walk in and go to confession to tell about some wierd account and see what the priest says.
46) You are the loudest person in your family but you suddenly refrain from talking at big family dinners just so you can be more like Scully...
47) When struggling with school you say to yourself..."Scully could do it!"
48) When a family member tells you your suit reminds them of Scully you seriously believe you are floating off the ground!
49) Someone tells you you look alot like Scully and for the rest of your life you spend each day looking for whatever it is they see and get all excited cuz you have some of that beauty in you!
50) You talk about Scully as if she's your best friend
51)You call your no-nonsense, 3-inch heeled classic pumps your Scully shoes
52)Everyone you know understand what you mean when you mention your Scully shoes.
53)People think they have the wrong number when they call you because you answered the phone by saying, "Scully!"

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