Guidelines to Getting Along with Me

1. Don't ask me to follow anyone's schedule.

2. I'm a big believer in change, phases of life, and moving on.

3. I'm a homebody. If I can accept it, so can you.

4. Three's a crowd.

5. Personal space is not optional.

6. I can't be compliant and decisive at the same time. Pick one or the other.

7. Talking is not necessary.

8. Listening is.

9. Compliments, gratitude, and apologies should be taken for granted but not overlooked.

10. Be whoever you want to be. I won't expect you to stay that way.

11. I don't communicate well by phone. If you don't have e-mail, you're swimming upstream.

12. I don't date. Period.

13. I drive myself.

14. I'd rather be alone than doing something I don't want to do.

15. Don't expect enthusiasm on cue. Ever.

16. I appear to be unsure and open to suggestion, but I'm not.

17. You don't impress me. You don't make me feel sorry for you, either.

18. Small things are important. Details usually aren't.

19. Less is more.

20. Don't over-analyze. In fact, don't analyze at all.

21. Don't ever try to talk me into or out of anything.

22. Sentiment is overrated.


So there!

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