Name? alexander joseph aka lex
Nicknames? lex, dummy, dork, cat
Age? 12 weeks, 2 days
Care to describe yourself? small but mighty
What's your childhood trauma? i'm still a child. my mom leaves me at home
all day long by myself. i don't think she loves me.
What would a psychotherapist say is your biggest issue? i have a sock fettish
What's your favorite thing to eat? whatever i can't have
Who would you call your arch enemy? the spray bottle
Who's your best friend? i don't know nobody
What is considered your best quality? i'm pretty dang cute
Random, little-known facts about you? well, the sock thing. and i like to
sleep in the bathtub.
Today's date? sep 15, 2002
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