Hey there, if you are reading this you are either one of my few select friends, are extremely bored and have nothing better to do or just might be interested in the psycho-nut who constructed this alternate world for herself. Regardless of your reason, I'm happy to see you here, so rip off your clothes and pull, nevermind. Just slip your sneakers off and put them by the door. Read on if you must, but be fair warned, I do tend to ramble. If it's important to me, well then, that's all that matters.

My name is...you guessed it, Janett. I was born in the year of nineteen hundred and eighty in the state of Washington, that's on the west coast. My dad was in the military so we moved around a lot.

I have an older sister, Christy (aka Crasty), a brother, David (aka Dave), and then a younger sister, Naomi, (aka Noey &/or Waymes). We're all scattered about but that's probably for the best.

I'm sad (not too sad) to say that I'm 24 years old and have no main focus in life. I have things I want to do, yes, but I have no real direction, or at least I feel like I don't.

I was married when I was 18, had a kid at 19, and then well, let's just not say. I'm in the middle of a dayvorce or separated, whatever you want to call it, it all but comes out to the same thing.

I'm currently working for a top secret branch of the United States Government, (not really), but I do work for a sector (?) of the government.

I had a chance to go to Washington, (Oregon actually) in the Fall of 2004 and meet some real nice folks along with my first cousins, Matt & Gracee. I had a real good time with them, I hope to be going back soon too. Bless Matt :-) I owe you one Bubba! This has nothing to do with getting to know me, but I did tell you that I rambled.

I live in South Carolina for now in a small town. There isn't much to do here but it's home for now (extra emphasis on the for now). I've often struggled with the tug I feel to leave the country. I'm not sure if that's really what I want to do or just another one of those wild hairs. It's hard to tell a difference ya know?

I'm one of those people that does like a good laugh, sometimes too much. Sometimes I get nervous and get too giggly and sometimes when I get around certain people, stuff that isn't even funny gets laughed at. It's good medicine though. Ya know? I like a good joke, but if you're going to pull a fat joke on me, don't even bother, they aren't funny and no it isn't because I am fat, but I've been there done that and there is no joy in somebody else's pain, contrary to what most psychos believe.

I know there is a good bit more I could put here but I'd rather not. I'll leave that up to whatever. I'm going to close out with some minor (?) basics.

-|- Stuff She Likes -|-

|Starry Nights|Moons|Flying|Swimming|
|Reading|Books|Good Poetry|
|Mountains|Lakes|Cats| Ghosts|
|Candles|Fall|Wildflowers|Snow|
|The way rain sounds on a tin roof|
|Sandwiches|Winter|Twinkies|Water|
|Faeries|Dragons|Castles| Walking|
|Bryan Adams|Music|Christmas Lights|
|Baseball|Hockey|Pears|Carrots|Apples|
|Water Gardens| Rainbow Brite|
|Photography|Old Barns|Old Houses|
|Bagpipes|Ireland|Scotland|
|Being in the middle of nowhere|
|Halloween|Cooking|Cookbooks
|Cutting Grass|Watching Movies|

-|- Stuff She Dislikes -|-

|Politicians|Soda Pop|Arrogance|
|Womanizers| Money|Greed|Birds|
|Ants|Bees|Hot Weather|Trash|
|Dirty Dishes|Selfishness|Grits|
|Asparagus|Cities|Fat Jokes|
|Large Groups of People|
|People who are scared to listen to their hearts|
|Habitual Liars|Lame Movies|
| Sorry Endings to books|

-|- Things You Should Know -|-

|I get attached easily|
|I'm indecisive about a lot of things|
|Generally, I'm very very shy|
|I don't do well around a lot of people|
|I don't watch much TV |
|I don't like people to sleep when I'm not|
|I have a 5 year old son|

|I find it hard to sleep|

-|- Movies She Likes -|-

|The Shawshank Redemption|Stand By Me|
|The Lord of the Rings Series|
|The Stuff|Sleepaway Camp Series|
|The Count of Monte Cristo|
|The Little Mermaid|Robin Hood|
| The Mists of Avalon |