[I can't beleive DBZL filled an entire disk...]
Far away from Namekusei, a woman stood at a clothesline hanging
clean underwear for her absent husband. She was used to his being absent,
and the occasional times he took her beloved son along with him. She knew
he could handle himself, she'd seen him fight, and it had been his charming
childlike innocence that had first drawn her to him. Even when they were
teenagers and he blatantly forgot who she was, she still forgave him.
She could picture him now, the image shining in her large black eyes; standing tall with his hair all over the place. Smiling broadly with laughter in his wide eyes. She'd always loved his smile. He wore a clean, orange gi in perfect condition, and the sunlight gleamed off muscles well honed by tireless training.
At his feet stood their innocent little son; her little scholar. He had his father's smile, and his father's eyes. But thankfully, his hair was tameable. It was cut in a straight line just above his eyebrows, and not a strand was out of place. He stood with his back straight and his yellow and green surcoat hung without a wrinkle.
Smiling all the while they waved good-bye and left the planet.
The vision turned red as Chichi's reminisence turned to a rage borne of panic. Her fool husband and her perfect son had left the bloody planet and left her here to wonder and wait.
How Dare They?!
" Argh! " she hollered to the skies, " Gokuu! You Think The Saiyajin Were Bad?! Just Wait Until You Face My Wrath!!! "
" Chichi? " questioned Mrs. Briefs.
Chichi blinked and turned to face the other woman, the strands of her black hair flipping outwards as she did so. " Oh, " she whimpered, all her rage suddenly gone, " I was just worried about Gohan. "
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Freezer stood outside his ship, the warm Namekian air stilled in his presence almost as if he had an influence upon it. He watched with extreme satisfaction as Captain Ginyuu set the seven magic spheres known as Dragonballs on the ground before him. Taking slow, careful steps, so as not to disturb his good fortune, Freezer approached the Dragonballs and crouched for a better look.
" I'm very pleased with you Ginyuu, " he said, his voice almost shaky with pleasure, " very well done. "
" Thank-you Freezersama, " Captain Ginyuu acknowledged with a low bow.
A slow chuckle emitted from Freezer's throat. He stood up and held his hands towards the seven balls. " Alright, Dragonballs, I command you to grant my wish for eternal life! "
... and a whispering breeze blew past.
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Gourdo's dismembered corpse lay in the grass on one side. Rikuum's dead body lay prone with the head twisted to the side unnaturally on the other. Gokuu crouched behind and to the right of Kyande with an injurred Gohan, Vejiita crouched behind and to the left of her with an injurred Katera. Kyande stood alone, facing Baata and Jiisu across the all too clearly defined battlefield.
Kyande looked right and asked, " How's Gohan, Gokuu? "
There was a pause before Gokuu answered, " He'll be okay. "
Next, Kyande looked left and inquired, " How's Katera, Vejiita? "
Before Vejiita could respond, Katera glared and wheezed, " I'm just fine. "
Kyande took a slow breath, then looked to Baata and Jiisu. " It appears we're doing much better than you, " she called to them, " I have no interest in fighting you. I suggest you leave now before you meet the same fate as your fallen. "
Kyande listened to her words die away and couldn't help but feel it was an empty threat. Since the lull in the battle had begun, she'd been wracking her brain for what she knew about the Ginyuu Force. Her search had brought up nothing, all Sarro had ever told her was that they were powerful and that Gokuu defeated them.
In other words, they were supposed to have arrived before Gokuu.
Well, how was I supposed to plan for that? Kyande demanded crossly.
Jiisu had been struggling through her words for awhile now. The deaths of his team mates seemed to have shaken him up moreso than Baata. Finally he stepped forward and pointed at Kyande defiantly.
" I've had it with you! " he shouted, " Baata! Get her! "
Baata blinked. " Wha-at?! J-Jiisu... why not you? "
Jiisu smacked fist into palm and declared, " Vejiita's mine. Which leaves the girl to you. " He grinned suddenly, " Besides, my good looks and irresistable charm would give me an unfair advantage. "
Kyande balked as she heard this. " Since when does florescent skin and hair that looks like you stuck your finger in a light socket constitute as 'good looks'? "
Jiisu's jaw dropped as Kyande hit a nerve. " That does it you little loudmouth! Baata, kill her real good! "
" Will do, " Baata agreed, " how dare she insult your hair, Jiisu! "
Kyande raised an eyebrow and wondered, " What is it with people shorter than me calling me 'little'? Some kind of complex they have, I guess. "
" Hey, You! " Vejiita shouted at her.
Kyande turned on him and fairly screamed, " Will You Call Me By Name, Vejiita, Is That So Hard?!?!?!?! "
" I don't know your name! " Vejiita yelled back at her.
" It's Kyande, Alright?! Kya-n-de! K-Y-A-N-D-E! Got It?! " she shot back, holding her hands in rigid fists at her sides.
Vejiita sneered. " Fine then, Kyande, Watch Out!! "
" Huh? " Kyande turned her head just in time for Baata's elbow to meet it.
Kyande went flying, and hit the ground with a loud bang. Within seconds she was on her feet again, and in fighting position. Wiping blood from the corner of her mouth, she invited, " Just try that again. "
" Gladly! " Baata declared, and rushed at her.
Kyande blinked as he disappeared before her eyes. Damn, she cursed inwardly, he's fast. I've gotta focus my sens--
Kyande lost her train of thought as Baata suddenly got her in the back of the head. Kyande pitched forward, but caught her bearings before she fell and whirled around. Still all she saw was the Namekian landscape; no Baata.
Kyande drew a breath and closed her eyes, searching for the Ginyuu member's ki signature. When his next punch came her way, she tilted her head to the side and let it breeze past her ear. Her hair wavered with the force, but Kyande did not open her eyes. That punch was followed by numerous other ones, and each one Kyande dodged with her eyes closed.
She could feel him, moving around her in a circle, punching and striking. Suddenly Kyande opened her eyes and lashed out, catching Baata's forearm in a vise-like grip. He nearly fell over with the abrupt stop in his movement.
Quietly Kyande chided, " Don't do that. "
Vejiita looked up from Katera and flashed Jiisu a charming grin. " So, you want to fight me, do you? "
Jiisu screwed up his face and retorted, " Yeah! " Which, wasn't much of a retort, if you think about it.
" Ojisama, " Katera intervened quietly, " You don't have to fight him, I will. " She made a near unsuccessful attempt at sitting up.
Vejiita glared at her in insult. " You don't think I can handle him? "
" No, it's not that, " she grabbed the collar of his armor and pointed out, " You'll need all your strength against Freezer. "
Vejiita shifted his gaze slightly. " Killing Jiisu won't take that much energy. "
" But... " Katera paused, meeting his eyes, " every little bit counts
against someone that strong, Ojisama. He's still so much more
powerful than us, and without the Dragonballs we can't wish for your
immortality. "
Vejiita gently pried her hand off his armor and corrected, " Our immortality. Daijoubu, Katera. You just heal. "
[trans. => It's alright/Don't worry]
Vejiita stood from Katera and turned to face Jiisu. He then turned his gaze towards the fight between Baata and Kyande and suggested, " Why don't we wait, until they're through? Then you will see the undefeatable might of the Saiyajin. "
" Yeah, right, " Jiisu sneered, " It's the undefeatable might of the Ginyuu Force that we're gonna see, Vejiita! "
" If you say so, " said Vejiita sarcastically.
" Is Kyande gonna do that Super Saiyajin thing again? " Gohan asked his father.
" I don't know, " came the distracted answer.
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Gokuu was staring forelornly at the last cookie, which was perched precarilously on the saucer beneath Chichi's teacup.
It was this, among other things, that told Sarro it was time for a break. She looked up at the clock and was mildly surprised at how much time had passed since she'd begun the story.
" Yamcha, " she said, her eyes studiously on the clock, " you got another one of your famed 'bonuses' out of your coach yesterday didn't you? "
" Um... " said Yamcha warily, " Yeah. Thirty thousand zenii. "
" Well, I suppose if everyone chips in a little in addition to that... yes, " Sarro stood resolutely, " we're ordering out for supper. "
Bulma, Videl, and Chichi immediately pulled out their purses and began rifling for money. Sarro headed for the kitchen.
" Crap, " muttered Kyande. Not even dinner was going to be an escape for her.
Gokuu snatched Chichi's cookie. Without her so much as noticing, he shoved the whole thing in his mouth and grinned. Goten began giggling at his father's antics. Kyande was relieved that for once he wasn't laughing at her.
Moments later, after the order had been placed, Sarro returned and sat herself back down with a tall glass of water. [smart woman] She paused to collect her thoughts then continued, " Ah yes, Kyande and Baata... "
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Baata crashed through a small outcropping of rock, shattering it into boulders and stones and disappearing under the rubble.
Kyande stood perfectly still until the rocks settled. She then sighed and complained, " Do you give up yet? "
Baata pushed a boulder off himself and sat up. Indignantly he called back, " No! "
" But this is no fun, " Kyande continued to complain. " Yea, so your fast, whoopdi-do-dah. Quit while you're ahead. "
Baata got the rest of the way up and growled, " Never! "
" Have it your way, " Kyande sighed and readied herself for his attack.
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... Nothing was happening.
Not a single blasted thing had happened since Freezer had made his wish. What was this? The Dragonballs were supposed to grant any wish! Freezer knew he wasn't immortal yet. So what was the problem?
In a flash a memory hit him, of an old Namekuseijin. When handing over the ball, the stupid creature had declared that Freezer would never get his wish even if he gathered all seven of the balls.
Freezer clenched his fists into angry balls of fingers and rage. He hadn't believed the Namekuseijin. He'd considered it a last ditch effort at scaring him away. But the Namekuseijin had been right?! Freezer had killed him too.
Well.
" Ginyuu, " Freezer snapped sharply, " Search for any Namekuseijin left on the planet. There have to be at least a couple left. "
" Okay, " Captain Ginyuu activated his scouter and scanned the horizon.
" Hm, " Freezer said, stopping when he reached the fight with the rest of the Ginyuu and the others, " It seems there are fewer numbers than there should be there. Maybe one of the Earthlings knows how to make the wish. "
Captain Ginyuu began to sweat. " Uhhh, " he hedged, " best not to disturb the men when they're in the middle of a battle. "
Freezer made a mental note to punish Captain Ginyuu for his insolence later. Then he found something else. " Ah, there we go, " he said slyly, " Three signatures over there; all Namekian. "
" I'll get them for you, Freezersama! " Captain Ginyuu declared.
" No, " commanded Freezer. " You stay here and watch the Dragonballs. I'd like to handle the Namekuseijin myself. "
" Hai, " Captain Ginyuu saluted. " I'll not let these Dragonballs out of my sight! "
" See that you don't. "
Freezer lowered himself into his hover car and took off towards the Namekuseijin he'd picked up. Giggling all the way, he declared, " I'm gonna enjoy this... "
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Kyande and Baata were exchanging blows so fast that those observing had trouble keeping track. True, he was fast, but Kyande was gradually able to judge his limits and was pleased to see that she was faster at top speed. All she'd need was a little powerup.
She loved being able to supress her power.
Throwing one of Baata's attacks back on him, Kyande took the opportunity to take a long leap backwards. Grinning at Baata she called out to him, " Get ready, 'cause you're only gonna see this once! "
Kyande crouched and began yelling, not from the effort, but from the pure satisfaction this battle was bringing the Saiyan blood in her. She drew upon the hidden power the Eldest Namekuseijin had awakened in her and threw back her head with how good it felt. She was in pure ecstacy, this was what her heritage was. No matter how she tried to deny it, no matter how she tried to hide it behind an intellectual vissade, no matter how she tried to prove to her mother that she wasn't addicted to her power any longer, Kyande loved to fight.
Her yell fell silent, and she brought her head back down to reveal to Baata that her smile had reappeared.
Baata's red eyes were widened in surprise as he took in Kyande's power reading. Personally she was surprised the scouter hadn't broken.
Pushing off the ground, Kyande came at Baata, hollering a battle cry that shook the Namekian heavens. Frantically he threw a ki blast to deter her, but she batted it away with her arm and continued on.
Bringing one fist up, Kyande snapped Baata's head to the side with a powerful punch and then turned her shoulders the other way to bodycheck him to the ground.
Baata landed hard on the ground and stayed there.
" Wow, " Gohan breathed.
Vejiita looked back at Jiisu, who was in a sweat after being narrowly missed by Baata's attack that Kyande threw off. If only to rub it in, Vejiita inquired, " You were saying? "
Jiisu was beyond shaken. He took an uncertain step back and declared, " This is crazy! Crazy! I-I'm going to get the Captain! " In a flare of ki energy, Jiisu took off towards Freezer's ship.
Vejiita watched him go, then turned back to observe Kyande and Baata.
Kyande stood over Baata and nodded in the direction of the retreating Jiisu. " Your teammate's abandoned you, Baata, was it? " She crouched and gave him a sympathetic look, " How does that make you feel? "
Vejiita took a step forward and yelled, " Don't psychoanalyze him, Kyande! Kill him! "
Kyande saw true fear in Baata's eyes at that and stood up. " No need to. He won't bother us anymore. " She paused, " and where did you learn a word like 'psychoanalyze' anyway? "
" Baka! " Vejiita ignored that question, " He's a member of the Ginyuu Force! Don't believe for a minute that he won't turn against you again! You're thinking like Kakarrot! "
" Oh, well excuse me for thinking like the better man! " Kyande shot back.
Vejiita sneered at her, still yelling, " I saw that smile on your face. You love to fight, it's in your blood. You know you want to kill him, now Do It! "
" I Do Not Want To Kill Him!! " Kyande hollered.
" You are a Saiyajin... " Vejiita began.
" Half Saiyajin, " Kyande interrupted, not giving him a chance to continue, " and if there's anyone on this planet that I want to kill, It's YOU!! Now shut up about your stupid Saiyan pride thing, there's only four left anyway, and Let's Get This Over With!! "
Vejiita said nothing more, just set his jaw resolutely and raised a hand towards Kyande. He ki blasted, sending a brilliant white and blue column of energy shooting past Kyande. She blinked and froze as it brushed her sleeve and whipped her hair around her head. With a loud crack it hit Baata and sent the third member of the Ginyuu Force to the afterlife.
When it all had died down, Vejiita lowered his hand and declared, " You and Kakarrot had better get over your foolish morals before we fight Freezer, if you even make it that far. " He turned back to Katera and concluded, " Fighting him is going to be kill or be killed. "
Kyande cringed as it hit upon her that Vejiita was right. I don't wanna fight in another kill or be killed battle! With a huff, Kyande sat down in the dirt and resisted the urge to cry.
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Jiisu found Captain Ginyuu training new recruts for the Ginyuu Force. Apparantly no one was meeting the Captain's high standards. After the session was over and Captain Ginyuu had thrown everyone into orbit for failing, Jiisu tentatively broke the news about the team to his commander.
" So, " Captain Ginyuu sneered, " they think they can make fools out of the Ginyuu Force, do they?! Arg! Well, Jiisu, I guess I'm just going to have to come along and show them a thing or two, eh? Don'tcha think?! "
" You bet, sir! " Jiisu agreed. He looked around his captain and pointed, " But, what about the Dragonballs? "
Captain Ginyuu looked back at the seven balls and 'humm'ed thoughtfully.
Suddenly he hit upon an idea and called to the guards
outside the ship, " You there! Bury these Dragonballs, on the double!
"
In a flash the guards had grabbed shovels and buried the Dragonballs in a shallow hole.
" There! " Captain Ginyuu proclaimed satisfactorily, " No one'll find them now! Let's go, Jiisu! "
Thus, the two surviving members of the Ginyuu Force took off towards Kyande, Gokuu, and the others.
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Chichi stormed into Capsule Corporation and grabbed Doctor Briefs by the collar of his lab coat. His cat gave a mreow of protest, but Chichi ignored it.
" Where is it?! Where is the other ship?! "
" Now, Chichi, " Dr. Briefs said calmly, " settle down. It's right there. " He indicated behind him at the large, spherical ship labled 'Capsule 2.'
Chichi dropped him in her amazement. Racing for the open door she wailed, " Hold on, Gohan, honey, I'm coming! "
Dr. Briefs picked himself up and shouted after her, " Chichi wait! "
" I wait for nothing, mister, " Chichi called back, " I'm going to rescue my son! " The door closed and Chichi powered up the engine. With an immense blast the ship took off into the air.
Chichi was pressed back into the seat and cried, " Gohaaaaaaan! "
Halfway up into the atmosphere, the ship suddenly died.
" Huh? " was all Chichi could manage before the ship plummetted back towards the Earth. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! "
Dr. Briefs watched the ship fall and cringed when it hit with a force that shuddered the earth beneath his feet. " Oh... dear... "
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Kyande suddenly looked up and tested her senses. Standing she stretched it out over the planet Namek and took stock of what she was feeling.
Two powers, powerful but overcomeable heading directly for them. Several lower ones where Freezer's ship apparantly was. The signatures of the Eldest Namekuseijin, Dende, and Nail... and one huge power heading for them.
The ship! Kyande stood up. Freezer's ship! Freezer's away, Jiisu's bringing Captain Ginyuu back here, I'm guessing... which means... She gasped, drawing the attention of her four companions, which means that we can not only get the Dragonballs back... but Freezer's definately going to have some regeneration chambers that we can put Gohan and Katera in! Yes! Okay, I have Got the master plan!!
Kyande ran over to join the other four and declared, " Neh, Min'na! I have a plan! Gokuu! You and I will stay here and keep Ginyuu and Jiisu at bay! Vejiita, you will take Gohan and Katera to Freezer's ship! "
" What? " Vejiita demanded.
" Freezer's not there right now! " She grabbed him by the collar again and yelled in his face, " Do you understand me? He would have left the Dragonballs behind! Plus you can get Katera and Gohan to regeneration tanks! " She shook him, " Any guards he would have left behind are going to be weaker than you. " Kyande dropped him. " So go before Jiisu and Ginyuu get here. "
Vejiita got up and glared at her for the rough treatment. " Alright, fine. Kakarrot, give me your kid. "
Gokuu solemnly handed Gohan to Vejiita. Any threats he had for the Saiyan prince over his son went without saying. Vejiita knew his position. Vejiita knelt next to Katera, allowing her to put her arm across his shoulders. Placing his free arm around her waist he stood with the two injured and after one long look at Kyande and Gokuu, took off in the direction of Freezer's ship.
" I'm counting on you, Vejiita! " Kyande yelled after him.
Only when they were out of sight did Gokuu voice his misgivings. " When Vejiita finds the Dragonballs, he'll make his wish. "
" No he won't, " said Kyande with a smile as she watched Jiisu and Captain Ginyuu come into view. " Why do you think Freezer left? They don't know the words. "
" Words? "
Kyande's smile widened, even as Captain Ginyuu and Jiisu landed, " The wishes have to be made in Namekian. "
Gokuu smiled. " Oooh... do you know Namekian Kyande? "
Kyande nodded, " My okaasan taught me enough. "
" Hey, Jiisu, " Captain Ginyuu asked, his eyes on Kyande and Gokuu, " Where's Vejiita? "
" He was here when I left, sir, " Jiisu said.
" Vejiita? " Kyande questioned. " Oh, he left. He didn't want to waste his royal time with the likes of you. "
Captain Ginyuu and Jiisu bristled.
Clenching a fist, Captain Ginyuu took a step forward and shouted military fashion, " Jiisu! Let's introduce this insolent little Saiyajin to the Ginyuu Force! "
" Right! "
" Not this again, " Kyande sighed.
Jiisu struke a pose and screamed out his name, adding to the eighties rock star image. Captain Ginyuu struck a pose as well, broadcasting his name. They switched positions and shouted the name of their team. It was only the second time Kyande had seen it and already she was bored with it.
" There, " Captain Ginyuu grinned, " so are you suitably afraid now? "
" Yeah, " Kyande stated, " I'd say we are suitably so. " She looked over at her partner. " Gokuu? Let's show him just how afraid we are. "
Gokuu's mouth turned into a grin as he got what Kyande was implying. Together the two crouched and escalated their ki. Kyande halted just below Super Saiyajin. Gokuu hit his highest and quit.
Kyande turned her eyes on the two members of the Ginyuu Force and inquired serenly, " See how scared we are? "
Captain Ginyuu leered at her and took their readings through his scouter. " So, " he said, observing Gokuu's level, " you're the new guy Freezersama detected. Impressive. As for you, " he read Kyande's level. " Hm, interesting. "
Kyande furrowed her brow. " What's interesting? "
" He's more powerful than you are, " Ginyuu informed.
Stars appeared in Kyande's eyes. " Really?! "
" No I'm not, " Gokuu protested, " You haven't gone Super Saiyajin. "
Kyande shrugged. " Neither have you. "
" But you haven't taught me. "
" One thing at a time, Gokuu. "
" You destroyed my team, my Ginyuu Force, dumb Saiyajin, " Captain Ginyuu laughed a low, menacing laugh, " Watch out you two, Here I Come! "
Captain Ginyuu ran at the two Earth warriors.
Kyande turned to Gokuu. " Gokuu. "
" What? "
" Fight him! "
" What?! Wh-What about you?! " Gokuu said, sounding almost panicky.
" I, " Kyande faltered, looking for an excuse while Captain Ginyuu came at them, " I'm gonna keep an eye on Jiisu, 'kay? "
" Okay, " Gokuu agreed and nonchalantly raised an arm to block Captain Ginyuu's attack.
Kyande stood back and watched Gokuu and Captain Ginyuu fight. When they took it to the air, obviously stalemated, Kyande's shoulders slumped. Sighing she rested her head on her hand and continued watching. The two warriors fought... and fought.... and fought... making it a rather unexciting fight. Kyande was tired anyway, she couldn't remember the last time she'd slept.
Then, suddenly, the battle picked up. Only not in the way she expected.
Captain Ginyuu moved back, away from Gokuu slightly and chuckled. Gokuu hung in the air, ready for anything Captain Ginyuu could throw his way.
Or so he thought.
Captain Ginyuu dropped his scouter into Jiisu's hands. He chuckled again and stated, " Jiisu's told me quite a bit about you. One very interesting fact, actually. You're strong, you're very strong, I'll allow that. But, you, " he sneered at that word, " don't like to kill. " Another laugh interrupted his speech. " You're a funny guy. Strong as you are and you don't like to kill. Heheh... I, on the other hand don't have that problem. "
" I don't consider it a problem, " Gokuu stated.
Captain Ginyuu continued to laugh, raising his arm into the air, his laughter escalated and he punctured his own chest. The laughter became a gargled cry of pain as his clawed fingers dug through armor, fabric, skin and muscle. Deep blue blood sprayed out between his fingers and dribbled down his body.
Gokuu and Kyande stared in amazement.
" What the hell is he doing? " Kyande asked incredulously.
" He must be nuts, " theorized Gokuu.
This statement seemed to be true as Captain Ginyuu pulled his hand from his flesh and resumed laughing. Though his laughter was weaker, something within him had become stronger. Kyande couldn't quite put her finger on it.
" What-- " Gokuu was still dwelling on what Captain Ginyuu had done, " What kind of an attack is that? "
" That's not the attack, " Ginyu declared. He spread his arms wide and proclaimed, " This Is! Switch! "
Suddenly the sky was cast in brilliant yellow light. Kyande was forced to sheild her eyes. She could hear Gokuu crying out in fright, and cringed. If something scared Gokuu, she was downright petrified.
Suddenly the light died out, and Kyande could look again.
Odd, she thought, nothing seems to have happened.
Kyande's assessment was immediatly thrown out the window when Captain Ginyuu cried out and plummetted to the ground, while Gokuu laughed. There was clue number one that something was wrong.
Clue number two was when Jiisu handed Gokuu Ginyuu's scouter and said, " Lookin' good, Captain. "
" Wak! " Kyande choked on what had happened. " Gokuu is Ginyuu and Ginyuu is Gokuu! How the--?! "
Ginyuu, in Gokuu, turned and laughed again as he placed the scouter on. " Look, she's smarter than she seems! Very good, I am the New and Improved Captain Ginyuu! "
Kyande stomped her foot. " Give Gokuu back his body! "
" Hmmm, " Ginyuu thought mockingly, " Let me think on that... uhh... no! Bwahahahahaha! "
Kyande growled. " Don't make me hurt Gokuu's body! Give it back to him now! "
" Like you could! " Ginyuu declared. " This body's stronger than yours! "
" No, " Kyande fired back, " 'snot! You don't know how to use Gokuu's body, and besides, I didn't show all my power! "
" Yer bluffing, " Ginyuu accused, with all the self confidence of the worlds.
" No, " Gokuu, in Ginyuu, declared, picking himself up, " she's a Super Saiyajin. "
" Super Saiyajin? What the hell is that? " Jiisu questioned.
" Heheh, I said I wouldn't do this, but allow me to show you, " Kyande emitted a loud battle cry, and blasted her way into Super Saiyajin form. She smirked through the gold aura and said, " This, is a Super Saiyajin. "
Jiisu and Captain Ginyuu gaped.
" Th-that's just a cheap light trick! " Ginyuu accused her.
Kyande's smirk became a full on sardonic smile. " Come and test that theory. "
It didn't take Ginyuu long to realize that it was no cheap light trick. Gokuu's body took quite a few hard knocks, while Gokuu watching from Ginyuu's body became increasingly weirded out.
Finally Captain Ginyuu backed off and seemed to hit upon an idea. " I have a gold light trick too, you know. "
" What? " Kyande asked, furrowing her brow, pulling off what was quite possibly the stupidest thing she'd done to date.
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" Oh, thank you for that wonderful assessment, Okaasan, " Kyande muttered.
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" That stupid light thing to hide how you switched with Gokuu? Puh- lease, like I'm really going to fall for that. " Kyande wavered the notion away.
Ginyuu leered at her. " You already have. Switch! " He spread his arms and opened his mouth, spitting out a yellow beam of ki energy.
Kyande stepped back, her jaw dropping. The yellow beam entered her mouth and she gagged.
Oh crap, Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcraaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Kyande blinked in the aftermath and felt suddenly really Really weird.
She furrowed her brow and scratched her head, feeling hair that was strangely more rough than hers. Furrowing her brow further, she brought her hand down to her face, feeling a jaw more masculine
" Oh nooooooo! " she wailed, " Now I'M Gokuu! "
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Here is where Goten fell off the couch laughing again, and the delivery
truck arrived with supper.
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[Due to the title, that's a bit of a dry comment of 'who didn't see that one coming?' But, still, how Kyande's gonna get out of this one I don't know. Poor girl. Anyway. Captain Ginyuu is in Kyande's Super Saiyajin body! Freezer's gone after the Eldest Namekuseijin, and Vejiita's on a mission to take over Freezer's ship and get his wish before Kyande finds out. All this and quite possibly more in Part Twelve; Get Out of This One, Kyande! Make Your Wish to Porunga!]
[Written by Inseiko, 1999]
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