Greetings all! Welcome to The Fans Want to Know! The show where we interview members of your, the fans, favorite anime and hopefully see some delightfully amusing hijynx.
Youji; Are you over eighteen? I'm sure we could amuse them just fine if you are. ~winning smile~
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Omi; Youjikun! ~appalled~
Ken; Don't flirt with the interviewer.
Aya; Takatori...
~sweatdrop~ I'm not Takatori....
Aya; ... Taka.... tori....
^.^ Anyway, by now it's probably been confirmed that tonight we have the cast of Weiss Kreuz with us! Yes, you heard right! With me here I have those flower selling, bishounen assasins themselves! As well as their worst enemy-- Aya?
Aya; Takatori REIJI!!!!
Right! and his right hand man Brad Crawford. I would have included the rest of Schwartz, but I can never remember their names anyway.
Crawford; I'm honored.
So! We'll start with Aya! Full name please! and it you say 'Takatori' I just might have to turn nasty.
Aya; Taka-- ~ahem~ Fujimiya Aya desu. My real name is Ran though. I took my sisters name after THAT BASTARD ~points at Takatori~ put her in a coma and killed my parents!! ~draws sword and goes to attack~
^.^ Did I mention there were going to be spoilers in this?
Omi; ~trying to hold Aya back with the help of Youji and Ken while Takatori just stares at him and Crawford looks about ready for a fight...~ Ano... Interviewersan... are you done with Ayakun? I don't think he can handle any more questions!
okay then. We'll move on.
Omi; yokatta. ~smiles and hands her a daisy~
~blink~ um... thanks?
Omi; ^__^
Aya; ~now settled down~ Takatori...
For being so nice Omikun you get to go next! Full name please!
Omi; Tsukiyono Omi desu. My real name is... uh.... ~looks at Aya, then leans in and whispers~ Takatori Mamoru.
Why was it changed?
Omi; Because my father wouldn't pay the ransom when I was kidnapped! The bastard!
~turns to Takatori~ you get called that a lot.
Takatori; ~shrugs~
Crawford; He'll be called it a lot more too.
Takatori; ~raises eyebrow at Crawford~
So, Omikun, what's your favorite kind of flower.
Youji and Ken; ~groan~
Youji; There goes the rest of the interview...
Omi; ~looks hurt~ I was going to say freesia. But I also like--
Ken; ~clamps his mouth shut~ Move along please!
Ehtou... Youjikun! Full name please.
Youji; Kudou Youji desu. But when a true lady is involved, I'll accept just about any name. ^_^
What about your real name?
Youji; ~glasses fall down his nose~ Do I have to?
yes.
Youji; ~mumbles~
^_^ Pardon me?
Youji; I said it's Takatori Kappei.
All; ~fall over~
Omi; Ehh?! ~holds head in hands as tears start to form~ Damn! That means I've been unknowingly involved in TWO incestuous relationships!
Ken; ~cough~three~cough~
Omi; Kenkun?!
Ken! Full name please, and your real name if you will!
Ken; Hidaka Ken desu. My real name is, uh, ~looks at Omi, then back~ is Takatori Takeshi.
Omi; ~hysterical~ How could you have not told me?! What's next? Ayakun?!
Aya; Takatori...
Youji; uhhh... nope. Ayakun's about the only character that isn't a Takatori.
~to Takatori~ you really get around, don't you?
Takatori; Can I help it if I'm the most desirable man in Tokyo?
All; ~sweatdrop~
Crawford; He's even had Aya's sister.
All; O.O
Aya; NANI?! TAKATORIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! ~attacks~
Eek!! Thanks a lot Crawford!
Crawford; Well, I *am* a sadist.
Youji; ~holding back Aya as best he can~ Can't you interview someone else?
Who's left? Other than Taka-- uh, you know who, and Mr. 'I'm a sadist' Crawford.
Ken; Interview Crawford then! ~glares at the Schwartz member~
Crawford; ~smiles evilly back~
Fiiiine. Crawford! Full name please!
Crawford; Didn't you mention it at the beginning of this interview?
Why does someone always catch me on that?
Crawford; Careful.
Aya; TAKATORIII! ~trips over Ken and topples the Interviewer's chair~
~falls over~
~mutters~ Thanks.
Crawford; No problem. ~looks closer at Interviewer~ Don't I know you?
eep! uh... no... ~sweatdrop~
Takatori; ~looks closer at Interviewer~ Well, I don't think I know her, so she's not from Tokyo.
All; ~sweatdrop~
HAHAHAHA!! Interview's over! Join us again next time folks for The Fans Want to Know! Where I'll be interviewing the cast of Juubeichan the Ninja Girl! That's right... we'll have Jiyu, Shiiro, Koinosuke, Hajime, Bentarou and who knows who else! Thank you and good night! I'm outing!
Crawford; ~contemplating~ aren't you in some sort of a fic with me?
Weiss boys; ~blink~
Youji; No fair! How come Crawford gets a woman and I don't?!
All; ~fall over~
EEEK! Teychan's fic has nothing to do with this interview! ~mutters~ I've just got it stuck in my head...
[Written by Inseiko, 2001]