Hey there everyone! Before we get started, I have an update on Nakago and Soi's hunt for Naga! Um, they've chased her somehow all the way into wonderland, where Soi is enjoying herself immensely, Naga is stuck playing chess with herself, and the Bondage Queen of Hearts turned out to be Nakago's long lost relative. I'm sure the chase will resume after Soi's romp with the Cheshire Cat finishes and Nakago catches up with the Queen... or she catches up with him. ~pause~ So anyway, we have here tonight from X, Subaru, Seishirou, Kamui, Fuuma,
Fuuma; Kamui.
Uh, I said Kamui.
Fuuma; You said Fuuma.
Yeah, I said Kamui, and then Fuuma.
Fuuma; I'm Kamui.
No, that's Kamui.
Kamui; ~grin~
Fuuma; *I'm* Kamui.
Rrrright... Uh, who else, let's see, we have as well, Nataku, and I was right, Kotori IS dead, so we got Karen instead.
Karen; ~bright smile~ Hello!
Your name was Karen right?
Karen; ... I think so.
Well, we'll start with you, because I'm avoiding Fuuma.
Fuuma; Kamui.
Whatever. I'd ask you your full name, but I don't remember what it was, and since I'm writing this, you won't either.
Karen; That's okay.
So, why is it that all you wear is lingerie?
Karen; Well, theoretically, it will keep me alive longer. If I die, then sales of the manga will drastically decrease.
How's that?
Karen; Well, who're they gonna look at? Yuzuriha?
What about Kanoe?
Karen; She's got nuthin on me! ~flips her gorgeous wavy red hair~
All the men; ~drool~
... okay. I'll go with that. Nataku! How about you?
Nataku; Nataku desu.
I have to ask. Any relation to the Shenlon Gundam, or the L5 Colony?
Nataku; I am their battle god. My spirit did reside in the Shenlon Gundam, until I became a Dragon of Earth. So I had to leave, and because I'm evil now, I did so without telling them, and that's why Wufei thinks I don't love him.
Are you saying you DO love Wufei?
Nataku; Oh yes.
~scratches head~ Is that a daisuki kind of love?
Nataku; ~blinks~ Oh no. MUCH more than that.
~sweatdrop~ Next question! How do you do that thing with your um... fabric... stuff?
Nataku; ... good question. Magic... I guess...
Gotcha! Now! Seishirou!
Seishirou; Seishirou desu.
Yup! So! What do you have to say in response to accusations of you being a jerk?
Seishirou; Who says that?
Well, me for example. ^-^
Seishirou; Why?
Why? Why?! Because you ARE a jerk! That's why! You killed Hokuto! You were mean to Subaru! You broke his kawaii little heart! And then you killed him in the movie! In the FIRST TEN MINUTES!!!!
Seishirou; He killed himself killing me in that movie.
But it was your fault.
Subaru; Interviewersan, please, calm down.
Seishirou; ~evil grin~ Sore wa himitsu desu.
Don't pull that Xellos crap on me!
Seishirou; I'm a Dragon of Earth, he's a Dragon of Heaven! I was doing it for the Sakurazuka!! Now shut up! I am not a jerk! I did it because I love Subaru!
Bull!
Seishirou; Kisama...
Subaru; Wha! Somebody do something!
Kamui; ~places blade of his big, huge, sword in between Interviewer and Seishirou~ Can we please just finish the interview? Nicely?
Karen; Play nice, you two.
~calms herself~ Thanks Kamuikun.
Fuuma; I'm Kamui.
Subaru!
Subaru; Sumeragi Subaru desu.
Why did you change your hair?
Subaru; Every time I looked in the mirror, I thought of Hokuto.
Seishirou; Are you spelling her name right?
Shut up. Um... what's it like being an Omyoujii?
Seishirou; Now that, I know you didn't spell right.
Why don't you act in character?!
Seishirou; But this is supposed to be OOC.
~fumes~
Subaru; I like it. I get to help people. It's the same with being a Dragon of Heaven. I get to help.
You're so nice. Are you friends with Quatre Rababa Winner and Hououji Fuu?
Subaru; ~nods~ They're very nice.
Well, I guess we'll move on to Kamui.
Fuuma; Oh good.
I said Kamui.
Fuuma; Yup! That's me!
For the last time! You're FUUMA!
Fuuma; I'm KAMUI!!!
Fuuma!
Fuuma; KAMUI!!
What's it like being insane?
Fuuma; Rather fun, really.
Moving right along. You! Name please!
Kamui; Kamui desu.
Fuuma; Oh really? Mine too!
Kamui; ...
How do you lift that big huge sword?
Kamui; How does Fuu lift hers? How does Raiou-ou lift his? It's just one of CLAMP's Big Honkin' Swords.
True, true. What do you have to say in response to Kentarou's dislike of you for how you were to Kotori?
Kamui; ~shrug~ He's allowed his opinions.
Why DID you chase after the blowfish?
Kamui; It was a good way to get out of school.
I wasn't aware that you went.
Kamui; Why else would I wear a school uniform all the time?
How do you feel about the end of the X movie?
Kamui; I'd like to know what I did afterwards. I mean! I was the only one still alive! I killed Fuuma--
Fuuma; Kamui.
Kamui; and everyone else was dead. Yes?
Fuuma; I'm Kamui. Not Fuuma.
Kamui; ~sigh~ You're Fuuma. I'm Kamui!
Fuuma; No! I Am Kamui!
Kamui; Then who am I?
Fuuma; Kamui.
Kamui; But you're Kamui!
Fuuma; Glad we got that straight.
All; ~sweatdrop~
I give up.
Seishirou; This interview is getting to be repetitive.
~fumes more~
Seishirou; You really need to get over your writer's block, dear Interviewerchan!
That Does It! DUO! HIIRO! TASUKI!!
Duo, Hiiro, and Tasuki; ~reluctant~ hhaaaaaaaaaiiiii?
~points at Seishirou~ Execute him!
X Characters; Uhh...
Duo, Hiiro, and Tasuki; ~perk up~ Hai!
== Tasuki withdraws his Tessen, Hiiro pulls his gun out of hammerspace, and Duo withdraws a scythe ==
Seishirou; Shitsurei Shimasu! ~runs~
Duo, Hiiro and Tasuki; ~chase~
Revenge is sweet. That's all we have time for Minnasan! Please join
us next time for The Fans Want to Know! I really don't know who I'll be
interviewing next time. It'll be either the CLAMP Campus Detectives or
some Dragonball Z characters. We'll see! Ja mata!
[Written by Inseiko, in the same night as the Sailormoon SuperS interview.
I'm learning to fear when I do more than one at a time, 2000]