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Proven safe, quick, and effective. Get rid of that little liability FOR GOOD! Restraining Orders are the easy solution to all your "dating" problems. Just fill out our simple form and you will never have to pay lawyer or filing fees again. No more contracts or bodies to hide and NO emotional scenes! No more embarrassing arguments or icky confrontations! So easy even a child could do it! Simply fill out this form and let the state do all the dirty work for you!


To whom it may concern: Let it be known that


Insert name of individual to be restrained



because (state reason for restrainee's behavior) I (the Victim)

The restrained one must remain at least
from the Victim.
for
During this time the victim (restrainer) will be
This Order shall include Restrainer's
Restrainee will be subject to arrest if she

This Order will take effect immediately and will be honored by any Peace Officer in the State of California. Just dial the emergency broadcasters in your area and they will remove the Restrained One. RESTRAINEE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE SERVED WITH THIS ORDER. FILING THIS ORDER IS PROOF THAT THE RESTRAINER (VICTIM) HAS CORRECTLY PERCEIVED THE SUSPECT (RESTRAINEE) TO BE A THREAT AND PUNISHABLE BY THE LAW OR THE RESTRAINER OR THE RESTRAINERS FORMER OR FUTURE DATES

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DISCLAIMER:

The following MRML tags are used to read the client's mind for certain kinds of thoughts and emotions about the contained text.

Brainscan performs a light scan of the client's thoughts which may include perceptions of their current environment. The Brainscan tag is an invaluable tool for establishing a us er's identity as it is much more reliable than checking RESOURCES or CONFUSING_ID variables.

Thoughtsuck performs a deeper scan of the client's thoughts which may include details of significant events within the past 24 hours.

< DEEPFEARS>TextProbes the client's mind for their fears about the contained subject.

TextProbes the client's mind for their deeper, more repressed fears about the contained subject.

TextProbes the client's mind for their deepest, most repressed fears about the contained subject.WARNING: This tag cannot be exported outside the US borders.

The MIND CONTROL Tag

Current technology enables very primitive mind control using MRML tags. The so-called Brainwashing tags are delimited by the special pair. Suggesktions within the Hypnotize area are completely invisible to all clients, but it is extremely important that the tags are placed correctly. Y ou are liable for any mental damages inflicted by improperly placed tags. Do not try to sue us.

MIND CONTROL Area Tags

Within the area the following tags may be used:

TextUsed for mild, easily acceptable suggestions. For stronger suggestions use PROGRAM and BELIEVE.

Some examples:
It is weird outside, better get an attorney
You need to expand your viewpoints.
Thinking for yourself isn't all that bad.

TextInformation that you want the client to pass on to friends and correspondents.
Some popular memes:
Personal Transformation is possible...for some.
Urban legends effect change.
Don't worry, it won't help.

TextThings you want the client to forget. It may be desirable to have the client forget the URL of your MRML documents.

TextPrograms the client with a strong post-hypnotic suggestion. There are a few optional argument s.

will trigger the suggestions three times at a one hour interval two days hence.

could trigger the suggestion transform yourself for an indefinite time.

Within the Text area the following tags may be used:

TextExplicit thoughts to be planted in the client's mind. Beware of contradictory programming. Try to remove previous conceptions before reprogramming.
To reprogram someone that thinks that HE is better than ME:
You have no opinions about the relationship between YOU and ME.
I am manifest in your cellular holidays.
This is for entertainment purposes only.
When you think of me...hide.