October 10, 2006 - Ha! You didn't think we'd be back, but we are. Well sort of. Dennie-chan's in the process of trying to uncover The Other Man from her immense file base, so watch out for that. I've noticed people have been visiting, and I've caught some of the comments in the guestbook. I'll be writing about that, too.

Well, it looks like we're back again. Are we? Or is this a joke? No this is not a joke. I have been sitting on my ass and studying Walt Whitman and Ralph Waldo Emerson for far too long now and I deserve a moment of strange glee. Hee hee.

It's the new year. Can you believe it? It's 2005 and we're going to rattle some cages. Ah, just kidding. Slightly.

If you are a fan of Kristin, I suggest you beware. To you, this site is like a streaming porn movie site to a little kid. Enter if you dare...

February 22, 2005 - Sorry it's been so long since we've been updated! Life has been quite hectic for us at AK.Net, but we have some interesting news. For one, we have finally created a forum! Yes, now you can go share your feelings with others. I caution pro-Kristin fans about joining the forum. If you join, you might be subject to deletion if you annoy us. We created the forum on the basis of the right to the freedom of speech. Besides, we have an opinion as firmly based in reality and reason as much as you do.

I also fixed the calendar. I know I totally skipped February, but hey, I would have forgotten to change it in March and it would have been the same month until like July or something. It's almost March anyway.

January 6, 2005 - Today, we have a special treat for you all--a lovely ode to our scary subject written by the talented and witty Tracy. Go on and have a peek at it. You know you want to...

And on the subject of new sections, we might have one popping up here soon--a section suggested by none other than Vivian. But no details yet--we'll just keep you all in suspense... (I'm so evil...)

And coming soon: The Other Man: The Musical! (When Dennie-chan can get her old computer working...)

January 2, 2005 - We're still here. Astonishing isn't it?

All the sections are up but not completed (if that makes any sense at all). I have also added the banners under "Site" and "AK.Net Advertisements" page under "Scary Subject." I found a little scene I wrote a long time ago as the sequel to Soupernatural. (Now how something that never quite came out could have a sequel, I don't know.) Also I found some alternate titles I had made up for our most favorite movie of all time. (Sarcasm.)

January 1, 2005 - So we're back. That's the headline for today. Nah, I'm just playing. It looks like Kristin has graced the small screen with an appearance in ABC's hit TV show (well, to some of us--I prefer Desperate Housewives myself) Lost. She played a married woman named Jessica that was sleeping with another man who was trying to get rich quick and she offers to help him by scamming the money from her husband. Hmm. This sounds like The Other Man to me. Read Dennie-chan Says for more.

Now since it's been a long time since the site's been up, well, I had to post the page that the Kristin fans will be reading the most: "The Answer to the Big Question." Instead of writing something new, I dug up some of my old posts at the Anti Kristin Willits club (which is still up by the way--go join!) and used them instead. Gosh, I was such a smart ass at fifteen!

Also, a funny list from Vivian is up. Check it out. Number one's a stunner, as it should always be. None of the anti fan fiction is up yet.

Bear with me! The only section that works right now is the "Writings" section.

DISCLAIMER: Now...if you think we want to know Kristin, well, then you're just loony. We give credit where it's due, and if anyone else contributed anything to this site we say so--got it? But we don't know Kristin, or any of her family or friends or anything like that.