¤ WRITINGS. Obsessed Fan? By Dennie-chan

Think You're an Obsessed Kristin Fan?
Well, let's find out....

Just read the list. If over half applies to you, well, you're in trouble.....
(Note: This is only for entertainment purposes only.)

1. You find yourself wearing stuff that belonged on Solid Gold Soul.
2. You watch the Soupernatural movie trailer religiously like it's the real thing.
3. Whenever you pose for pictures, in stead of gaving a big grin, you do the "beaver" pose.
4. You learn all of the dances from Cher's "Believe" tour.
5. Whenever a friend sends you a new Kristin pic, you have it blown up to poster size to go with you grand-spanking new Mandy Moore one.
6. You insist on having all of your pictures photographed by Alan Mercer or else.
7. You go as far as to think that Soupernatural will be a good movie. (Hey, you never know...)
8. You are the owner, founder, and president of over half of Kristin's Yahoo! Clubs.
9. You assume all anti fans are twelve years old with bad acne and no life.
10. When you read about someone bashing Kristin, you send them a good long e-mail with two words repeated 40 million times. (A hyperbole, I know.)
11. You wish you were born under the same star sign.
12. Crimped your hair lately?
13.And if you see someone making a mockery of your dear, dear Kristin Kay, you cry buckets all over your keyboard and end up almost frying yourself to death.
14. You write fan fiction off the heezy fusheezy about how you wish her and her married life could be.
15. "Back to Your Heart" is your anthem.
16. You name your cat Tina and your dog Kris-Boo Willits-Richardson the third.
17. You and your Kris-loving friends have a club called the Rockettes where you mimic moves and memorize tactic to make anti fans take down their sites.
18. You make Kristin trading cards like Pokemon.
19. You actually think about moving to Kristin's hometown.
20. You vow to get a tattoo like Kristin's when you're 18.
21. When a highly stressed, rabid person from your yearbook staff (or someone like me ^.^) asks you get a candid, you pose with your mouth wide open.
22. You try to copy each and every one of Kristin's mannerisms.
23. You swear you're going to graduate college with the same degrees as Kristin has.
24. Your famous phrase: "I wanna be like Kris!"
25. You get into a fight with an online friend about the mystery of Kristin's real hair texture and how she does it.
26. You screenname has "kristin" somewhere in it and looks like something along the lines of "luvkristinw" or "kristin_forever2000."
27. You only got 2 MB left on your computer because of the many Kristin pics that have overloaded your hard-drive.
28. When you saw this site, you were thinking about reporting it to Yahoo! Geocities.
29. You make yourself blond if you aren't already.

And the Kicker.....

30. You're looking at this list, and you say to yourself this one sentence:

"Hey! She's talking about me!"

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