An Ode to Kristin
By Tracy
(featured in The Other Man)

Can't sing or act, that's a fact
Ugly as sin, don't know where to begin...
Can't dance to save my life,
My only talent is...being Kevin's wife.
Shop all day, party all night
Don't let that man outta my sight!!!
Hold on to him with claws of steel
Because he thinks our love is real.
I'm not dumb, deaf or blind
A catch like Kevin is hard to find!
I'll give him all my kisses with honey
All I ask is...
Show me the MONEY!!!!