¤ WRITINGS. The Reasons Why Kevin Married Kristin.
By Vivian

5. So he could keep on seeing Krystal without anyone noticing

4. He wanted to attract more chicks with that 'married man' aura

3. He was under heavy drugs

2. He felt the need to punish himself for being so damn good-looking

1. He and Brian made a bet about who would bring the worst-looking slut home

Thanks to Wireimage.com for the thumbnails, lol.