This is Barbara the chimp, or at least, this is Barbara the chimp before she was made redundant. She had reached the very
top of the lucrative world of modelling and she was earning £20,000 a year + bonuses and a company car. Barbara travelled
all over the world modelling hairdryers, hair removal cream and most famously, bikinis. She had the world at her feet, until
a group of animal activists complained to her modelling agency that Barbara was demeaning the chimp world. Imagine her
distress - Barbara the chimp had always prided herself on her good looks so being told that she a disgrace to the chimp
world was like a knife in her heart. She was fired.
This is Barbara the chimp today. Since being fired - simply because she was a chimp in the human dominated world of
supermodelling - she has put on weight, become moodier and can no longer motivate herself to shave. To add insult to
injury her old modelling company took back her bikini. In her old life she would not have gone topless for less than £50.
Now anyone can see her naked - for free.
Spare a thought for poor old Barbara the chimp who will never be a supermodel ever again.