The Benefits of Drinking Tea

Tea drinking...

• promotes clarity of thought by promoting the activity of neural cells.
• helps to prevent cancer by breaking down potential tumours.
• reduces the risk of heart disease by nourishing the aorta.
• improves hand eye co-ordination through the practice of the pouring motion.
• calms the nerves and steadys the hands by cleansing the lymph glands.
• cleans the teeth as it washes harmful bacteria and mouth debris to the stomach.
• sharpens the eyesight by lubricating the optic nerve.
• reduces the risk of constipation and diahorrea by maintaining the body's natural equilibrium.
• promotes hair growth through the stimulation of hair follicles.
• enhances your sexual desirability by boosting the size of vital organs.

Warning! - This information has never been medically verified is probably not true. Any benefits that do accrue from tea drinking are likely to be psychosematic.