Standing in the dock at Southampon Trying to get to Holland or France The man in the mac said "You've got to go back" You know they didn't even give us a chance" Christ you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be The way thing are going They're going to crucify me. Finally made the plane into Paris Honeymoon down by the Seine Peter Brown called to say "You can make OK You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain" Christ you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be The way thing are going They're going to crucify me. Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton Talking in our beds for a week The newspaper said "Say what're you doing in bed?" I said "We only try to get us some peace" Christ you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be The way thing are going They're going to crucify me. Saving up your money for a rainy day Giving all your clothes to charity Last night the wife said "Oh boy when you're dead You don't take nothing with you but your soul - think". Made a lightning to Vienna Eating chocolate cake in a bag The newspapers said "She's gone to his head They took just like two gurus in drag" Christ you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be The way thing are going They're going to crucify me. Caught the early plane back to London Fifty acorns tied in a sack The men from the press said "We wish you sucess it's good to have the both of you back" Christ you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be The way thing are going They're going to crucify me.