* Scully in car says "suck my dick" to Mulder.

* The two Gunmen enter Mulder´s room, someone says "Is this right?", which blows the whole scene. -Anasazi

* Mulder in "Dod Kalm" makeup makes slurping noises.

* Bruce Weitz in "Irresistible" says "Don´t I feel like a dumb butt".

* Mulder in "The Host" in filthy water, music from Sea Hunt in background.

* Mulder sitting ina cut-away car on cell phone talks to Scully:
"I´m gonna take the rest of the day off, you try and solve this world-wide contagion on your own." The phone rings, Mulder says "I got another call...hey babe, what´s up?"
(Guy sitting in back seat trying hard not to laugh)
"When you come over tonight wear the teddy...a contagion? Baby, I will contage >you<."

* Scully and Mulder do scene repeatedly but keep breaking up in laughter. (Someone makes puking and sneezing noises in background.) - Dod Kalm

* The normal XF titles appear, ending with "THE GAGS ARE OUT THERE."

* Mulder enters Skinner´s office and Skinner gooses him, causing Mulder to fall to the floor screaming hysterically.

* Mulder gives guy on floor "nougies".

* Scully says "fuck me" in response to blown lines.

* Several scenes where Scully says "Are you saying/suggesting..."

* Mulder says: "Well, that sucked for me."