And The Winner Is...

mmmmmmm....To ditch or not to ditch...

From the mind of mistori
August 23, 1998


The Runners Up

Mulder, I *told* you one of these days you were going to push Skinner too far!!

Stephanie Martinez | August 25, 1998
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"Scully, we found the truth! Dennis Rodman is a shape-shifting alien!"

"I went to med school for this?"

Kurt Johnson | August 24, 1998
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"As Mulder conducts business as usual, Scully finds herself distracted by the new fall Gucci collection."

Slaipis@aol.com | August 23, 1998

The Contenders

"Wait!!!...that's MY small potato you're holding you bully!"

mistori | August 23, 1998
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"Uh," "Wait!" "Could I interest you in some monkey pee?"

"But WAIT! THERE'S MORE!"

mistori | August 23, 1998
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Scully turns in horror, Mulder has just been abducted by an alien masseuse....

Obsidian | August 23, 1998
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Mulder: Sculleey? Something's wrong with Skinner...

Reve | August 23, 1998
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How dare you think you can come between mine and Scully's passionate love!!!! (says Muscle Man to Mulder)

Sally Smith | August 23, 1998
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The Thing: It's clobbering time!

Mulder: Sccuuuuuullllllly!!!!

Scully: Did I remember to submit that article to "The Penology Review" last week?

Barbara Ruef | August 24, 1998
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"Um, Scully? I don't think he's really in the mood to Mambo."

Terri Slown | August 24, 1998
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Thank you, Thing.

Anonymous | August 24, 1998
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Thing: Hey outta my way! I saw her first, ya colorblind, paranormal freak!

Mulder: AHHH! Damn, dropped my gun again.

Scully: ::Sighs::

BKPolaris | August 24, 1998
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Scully, feeling a crunch in her clothes closet obtains the new "Mulder Muffler Manager" from her local Home Depot.

"Put 'im here buddy!"

Spuds | August 24, 1998
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Somehow the big orange mutant sensed that this week it was Scully's turn to rescue Mulder.

X-Lydia | August 24, 1998
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Scully: "I TOLD Mulder to leave that scientifically-explainable-monster's sweet potato pie alone, but noooo..."

Cheryl | August 25, 1998
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The Monster: "Look, lady! Alakazam! I pulled this guy out of your head!"

Reve | August 25, 1998
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The Monster: "See my house up there?! I found THIS little punk snooping around! I'll let it slide this time, but I expect this will not happen again!"

Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder: "Nooo! Don't use me to club Scullleeeey!"

Reve | August 25, 1998
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Scully was suddenly distracted from the situation when she faintly heard the chorus of the Cher version of "Walkin' In Memphis" coming from somewhere.

Reve | August 25, 1998
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Scully: "Just a minute, Mulder. There's a parade coming."

Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder: "I've never felt so stiff."

Reve | August 25, 1998
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The Monster: "Is this yours?"

Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder: "Ooh, look, a flying saucer is up there! When I close one eye and press my fingers together like this, it looks like I'm holding it! Maybe I really can get it...come here, little saucer..."

Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder: "Scully, will you stop vouging and help me?"

Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder: "Uh, Scully? Watch your head."

Reve | August 25, 1998
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Tonight's Monster Of The Week on The X Files: A body builder turns into a terrifying monster after drinking nuclearly mutated orange juice. Can Mulder and Scully stop him before it's too late?

Reve | August 25, 1998
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Mulder , would you come on? I'm happy that you found someone and Ben is very nice, but we have a case to solve.

Dahlak * | August 26, 1998
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"Breaking in the New Jitterbug Instructor"

MonanaMaru@aol.com | August 27, 1998

Action Caption | Alien Ice Picktures