And The Winner Is...


The Contenders - continued
(in chronological order)

Something seems to be bugging you, Walter.

Adrienne | February 25, 1999
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"Hey, Scully, look! If I move my finger over a little, I can pick his nose!"

Christina Dirks | February 25, 1999
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Oh my God! He's got crabs!!!!!!!

Riviera Kid | February 25, 1999
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Scully: "Mike? Gypsy? The Little Robot That Looks Like A Gumball Machine Whose Name I Can Never Remember?"

Mulder: "I think I just farted."

Agent A | February 25, 1999
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Mulder & Scully: IT'S BEHIND YOU!!!!

Ludo | February 25, 1999
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Look! It's the cockroach that ate Cincinatti!

Shmoo | February 25, 1999
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Mulder: Dang't I can't pick his nose from here!

Scully: Shut Up! Why don't you pick the monster's nose?

Tessa | February 25, 1999
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Mulder: Hey Scully look! Skinner has more hair in his ear then on his head!

Jennifer | February 25, 1999
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ya know, you'd think that the reflections off of his head would be an excellent early warning device for stuff sneaking up behind him.

mobiustrip | February 25, 1999
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President: "Look, Monica! Isn't that your husband?"

Monica: "Why yes, Bill darling. I believe your right. Oh, my Lord! And isn't that your wife Hillary standing behind him in the shadows?"

President: "The nerve of those two; cheating on us like that! There ought to be a law."

Comfort Desiree | February 26, 1999
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Mulder: Hey, Look out! Don't look behind you . . . or you'll get bugged!!

Scully: Mulder, will you shut up! This is not Mystery Science Theatre, and you are not even funny.

Astaria | February 26, 1999
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Mulder: (sighing) "Don't tell me it's another one of those European films about a big bug and a guy with a cueball head!"

Scully: "I'm afraid so, my friend. You know, if the acting, sound, editing, script, and special effects were just a little better, we MIGHT be in for some quality entertainment."

Mulder: "Yeah. With emphasis on 'might'. Unfortunately, this movie was a miniseries in France, so I guess we're in for the long haul."

Scully: "We're doomed."

WhiteWolf | February 26, 1999
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Look, Scully! Folie a tight-ass!

Diana Lesky | February 26, 1999
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Mulder: LOOK OUT SKINNER! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Scully: Mulder, it's just movie special effects. You can calm down now.

Mulder: Calm down? CALM DOWN?! HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN OUR SAVIOR IS GOING TO BE MAULED BY A GIANT BUG!

Bug: Mother wanted me to be a lawyer, but NO! I had to go and become an actor...

jENNI | February 26, 1999
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"That's 'Them'* Scully, I told you they existed." (* Movie)

lunchlady doris' sister | February 26, 1999
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Mulder: "Dude, lookout..That creature is gonna bite your ear off!"

Scully: "Hmm...Deja Vous..Tyson vs. Holyfield fight."

Strawberryshake | February 27, 1999
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Mulder: Say, Scully ... have you ever noticed the weird glare from Skinner's head from this angle? It almost looks as if a giant bug is about to eat him.

Azif | February 27, 1999
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Scully: This things crap. Do people really believe stuff like that happens?

Mulder: Ah, Scully...........

carol | February 27, 1999
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Mulder: Get him!

Scully: Go monster!

Geckogirl | February 27, 1999
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"See Scully? This is the exact point where Skinner realizes inter-species breeding might actually be a good thing!"

Guambones | February 27, 1999
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Mulder: Haha! Skinner has less hair than the giant bug!

Scully: Is that a bald spot I see on your head, Mulder?

Mulder: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Scully: Girlie Scream, Frohike

Frohike: Girlie Scream, Langly

Langly: Don't have a cow! You can borrow some of mine

Jess Idres | February 28, 1999
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Oh, oh, wait, does Skinner have a gray hair? Yess he does! I'm never gonna let him live this one down!!

kim | February 28, 1999
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Mulder: "Remember when he said he had an ugly great aunt? I didn't think he meant it literally..."

Scully: "I hate these home movies."

Q | March 1, 1999
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Mulder's attemps to manufacture his own line of porno movies goes hidiously wrong after secretly videotaping Skinner and his ex-wife dooing the nasty.

Liz | March 1, 1999
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that bugs penis has glasses

bob83 | March 1, 1999
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Now bend over sonny, lemme show you where the alien sausage goes...

Alex Nunez | March 1, 1999
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Skinner: Scratch a little lower, no higher, wait! Left a little, HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY ASS!

the Lone Zombie | March 1, 1999
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So that's where I left that alien embryo - in his ear!

Jim | March 2, 1999
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"See, Scully - I told you so! Skinner's head DOES glow in the dark!"

Joy in Virginia | March 2, 1999
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Maybe this deadly fart will scare him off! Pluhh!

Wacko Wack | March 2, 1999
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Mulder: If this is the Sattelite of Love, how come I'm not getting any?

Scully: It's because your raised arm is releasing all your trapped B.O.

Skinner and Bug: Stinky!

jENNI | March 3, 1999
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Wow! You really CAN see his nose hairs on the big screen.

Lori | March 3, 1999
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"hey guys," said the ugly bug to his other ugly bug friends, "see that funny looking bald guy? watch me imitate him!"

Annie | March 3, 1999
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damnit scully how come everytime we watch your home movies your mom is your dad is always giving your mom a piggy-back ride?

bobby lakey | March 4, 1999
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"See Scully, I always said Skinner had a bug up his butt!"

Kyle Hancock | March 4, 1999
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Mulder: "Hey, you've got a LITTLE bug there on your shoulder!"

Strawberryshake | March 4, 1999
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Man On Screen: "I've got the strange feeling I'm being watched..I don't know what it is.."

Mulder: "Look, Scully, I'm making shadow puppets!"

Strawberryshake | March 4, 1999
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Mulder: Uh-oh, that dead prostitute is after Skinner again.

Mike Sanders | March 5, 1999
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This theater by the nuclear plant sure is cheap, but will you look at the size of that bug?!

cheryl | March 5, 1999
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ha ha dam does that bug look fake or what

zack postumiss | March 5, 1999
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Before running out to meet his date, Adam Ant checked his reflection in Skinner's shiney, bald head.

Diana | March 6, 1999
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Mulder: Ha! Welcome to Joe's Apartment

Scoot 37 | March 6, 1999
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Mulder:Yay! I love this part!

Scully: Yeah, like you haven't seen it 5764 times already.

Mulder:Ssshhh!

Scully: Ugh! My shoes are stuck to the gunk on the floor

Jimbobob | March 6, 1999
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Monster: Bend a little lower! I can almost tell the future from your bald head!

Skinner: Ok, but hurry up. My back's starting to hurt!

Ramoth | March 6, 1999
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Skinner: I think I'm gonna barf.

Bug Thingie: Ahh, I didn't know I looked that bad. Look at this chrome dome!

Mulder: Hey Skinner down here.

Scully: Shut up Mulder and sit down your messing up my view of chrome dome.

Lou72474@aol.com | March 6, 1999

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