And The Winner Is...

Mulder: Owwwww....OWWWW....AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH....

Scully: Mulder, it's no use...didn't your mother ever tell you not to stick your wet hands on a cold metal object?

Mulder: Scully, when do the paramedics arrive?

Scully: Any minute now...I'm sure of it.

From the mind of Allybear
March 11, 1999

The Runners Up

Mulder: Eat death, dustbunnies!

Scully: I can't believe we risked our lives to infiltrate Area 51 and all you wanted was an alien Dirt Devil!?!

Mulder: Relax Scully, we'll do your apartment next...

Winter | March 8, 1999

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mulder: don't worry, skinner...the doctor said it's only for a few weeks.

scully: yeah..then you'll be back to your old self again.

skinner: i never should have signed up for that "be a robot for a month club"

puddlesky | March 7, 1999

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Mulder: See, Scully. This isn't just your ORDINARY robot on a leash. This is a finely calibrated piece of investigative equipment, guaranteed to root out any and all monsters living in city sewers.

Scully: Yeah. Right. Where did you get this thing again?

Mulder: Um.. QVC..

Erin | March 11, 1999

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''I am sorry, Scully, but, I will have to take your cappucino machine in for questioning.''

John Reyman | March 8, 1999

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Scully: - and then they took Rover's brain and scooped it in here -

Michael | March 12, 1999

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Mulder: Look, Scully, I think I finally found something that can clean that apartment of mine.

Celes | March 7, 1999

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Okay, here's the plan Scully. The Tin Man says we're to follow the Yellow Brick Road. I say we stay on the freeway until we reach the fork up ahead; at which point you'll ask the Scarecrow for directions, so I won't have to look like some male incompetent boob who's lost!

Comfort Desiree | March 7, 1999

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Scully: A little more to the left...no..wait, that's it! They are transmitting something after all!

Mulder: Can we get mud wrestling on this thing, too?

Q | March 7, 1999

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Scully: You think that I could have a normal partner who had a dog, but noooooo.

Frodo Underhill | March 7, 1999

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"Danger Will Robin...er, Danger Fox Mulder! Danger!"

Lori | March 8, 1999

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Mulder: OH MY GOD! SCULLY! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO QUEEQUEG!

Scully: Mulder... that's just a junky toy robot from Asia somewhere.

Mulder: Are you sure?

Scully: (rolls her eyes) Yes, I'm sure.

Mulder: But what about that look it gave me when I jerked its wires...

jENNI | March 8, 1999

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Scully: "Look Mulder, you can call that thing Samantha all you want, it's still not your sister!"

Strawberryshake | March 8, 1999

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"Whoops . . . Scully, distract the attendant while I try to fix this thing!"

Melvin F. | March 8, 1999

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Mulder: Hey, you! The robot you sold me is broken!

Scully: Are you trying to sell us defects?

C3PO: I'd recommend the blue one there. Really good one.

Itay Shlamkovich | March 9, 1999

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I like his antennas. I wonder if they sell them at radio shack

area 51 | March 9, 1999

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Mulder: Why is everyone staring? You'd think they'd never seen an adopted child before!

Scully: My maternal instincts are really revving up.

Wergel | March 9, 1999

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Mulder: Hey Scully, this thing makes great coffee!

Mike Sanders | March 9, 1999

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Scully: He's gone, Mulder.

Mulder: Robby? (Girlie scream)

Scully: Mulder, we all knew Y2K was coming. Robby just wasn't prepared.

Mulder: Those programmer bastards!

Scully: We'll get to the bottom of this some day.

anonymous | March 9, 1999

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"Scully, tell the robot to catch the murderer for us because we are too lazzzzzzzzzy to do it"

Robert | March 10, 1999

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Scully I know you're upset about Queequeg but don't you think you're overdoing it

Michael | March 10, 1999

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Well Scully, you can thank clinton for this one.

Eric | March 11, 1999

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Scully: So, Mulder, you finally found the woman of your dreams!

Ikagirl | March 11, 1999

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Mulder: This robot i caught proves that there are aliens out there.

Scully: OhMyGod Mulder you were right!

Robot thinks: Mulder isn't paying me enough to be in this stupid costume!

Scoot 37 | March 11, 1999

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i never knew robots had string on their mind scully

Andy Connell | March 11, 1999

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Mulder: See Scully you just hold him by the leash. He's the pet of the new millenium.

Robot: Hmmm...shall I use the 100 volt, or the 1000 volt current.

Adrienne | March 11, 1999

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Mulder: Scully, don't you think our new vacuum is kind of, well... Odd!

Michael | March 12, 1999

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Scully: Look, Mulder I'm telling you this shoelace is the best can opener!

Michael | March 12, 1999

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Mulder makes friends with the new water heater

Michael | March 12, 1999

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Mulder: See Scully, when I yank the leash twice light shines out of its eyes and -

Scully: I am never taking you to another flea market

Michael | March 12, 1999

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Scully: Skinner said to bury this in the desert... I wonder what it is, Mulder...MULDER!

Mulder: Oh hi there Scully looks like the new cappachino machine Skinner was struggling with

Michael | March 12, 1999

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Mulder: Scully, isn't my new trash can kewl??

Scully: You're so predictable Mulder, as soon as I saw those ugly things on the market I knew you'd get one.

Mulder: What?!?

tw | March 12, 1999

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Mulder: I can't believe we stole this uh robot yeah that's it.

Robot: He is just trying to act cool because he got his hand stuck in my wires.

mike burrows | March 12, 1999

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Mulder takes one step closer to the ticking time bomb of insanity.

Liz | March 12, 1999

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Melodramatic overdub: "They've been called cold. He's been called deadpan. She's been called icy and unemotional. Who knew their child would be like this?"

And The Winner Is...

Mulder: Owwwww....OWWWW....AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH....

Scully: Mulder, it's no use...didn't your mother ever tell you not to stick your wet hands on a cold metal object?

Mulder: Scully, when do the paramedics arrive?

Scully: Any minute now...I'm sure of it.

From the mind of Allybear March 11, 1999

The Runners Up

Mulder: Eat death, dustbunnies!

Scully: I can't believe we risked our lives to infiltrate Area 51 and all you wanted was an alien Dirt Devil!?!

Mulder: Relax Scully, we'll do your apartment next...

Winter | March 8, 1999

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mulder: don't worry, skinner...the doctor said it's only for a few weeks.

scully: yeah..then you'll be back to your old self again.

skinner: i never should have signed up for that "be a robot for a month club"

puddlesky | March 7, 1999

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Mulder: See, Scully. This isn't just your ORDINARY robot on a leash. This is a finely calibrated piece of investigative equipment, guaranteed to root out any and all monsters living in city sewers.

Scully: Yeah. Right. Where did you get this thing again?

Mulder: Um.. QVC..

Erin | March 11, 1999

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''I am sorry, Scully, but, I will have to take your cappucino machine in for questioning.''

John Reyman | March 8, 1999

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Scully: - and then they took Rover's brain and scooped it in here -

Michael | March 12, 1999

The Contenders (in chronological order)

Mulder: Look, Scully, I think I finally found something that can clean that apartment of mine.

Celes | March 7, 1999

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Okay, here's the plan Scully. The Tin Man says we're to follow the Yellow Brick Road. I say we stay on the freeway until we reach the fork up ahead; at which point you'll ask the Scarecrow for directions, so I won't have to look like some male incompetent boob who's lost!

Comfort Desiree | March 7, 1999

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Scully: A little more to the left...no..wait, that's it! They are transmitting something after all!

Mulder: Can we get mud wrestling on this thing, too?

Q | March 7, 1999

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Scully: You think that I could have a normal partner who had a dog, but noooooo.

Frodo Underhill | March 7, 1999

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"Danger Will Robin...er, Danger Fox Mulder! Danger!"

Lori | March 8, 1999

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Mulder: OH MY GOD! SCULLY! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO QUEEQUEG!

Scully: Mulder... that's just a junky toy robot from Asia somewhere.

Mulder: Are you sure?

Scully: (rolls her eyes) Yes, I'm sure.

Mulder: But what about that look it gave me when I jerked its wires...

jENNI | March 8, 1999

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Scully: "Look Mulder, you can call that thing Samantha all you want, it's still not your sister!"

Strawberryshake | March 8, 1999

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"Whoops . . . Scully, distract the attendant while I try to fix this thing!"

Melvin F. | March 8, 1999

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Mulder: Hey, you! The robot you sold me is broken!

Scully: Are you trying to sell us defects?

C3PO: I'd recommend the blue one there. Really good one.

Itay Shlamkovich | March 9, 1999

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I like his antennas. I wonder if they sell them at radio shack

area 51 | March 9, 1999

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Mulder: Why is everyone staring? You'd think they'd never seen an adopted child before!

Scully: My maternal instincts are really revving up.

Wergel | March 9, 1999

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Mulder: Hey Scully, this thing makes great coffee!

Mike Sanders | March 9, 1999

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Scully: He's gone, Mulder.

Mulder: Robby? (Girlie scream)

Scully: Mulder, we all knew Y2K was coming. Robby just wasn't prepared.

Mulder: Those programmer bastards!

Scully: We'll get to the bottom of this some day.

anonymous | March 9, 1999

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"Scully, tell the robot to catch the murderer for us because we are too lazzzzzzzzzy to do it"

From the mind of Allybear
March 11, 1999

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Robot: !Don't Cross My Wires!