And The Winner Is...

"Scully, somewhere inside this oversized sheep is information that could lead me to my sister."

From the mind of Bradley Houseton
October 13, 1998


The Runners Up

MULDER: You know, after all the time we've spent together, I've developed some very strong feelings for you. I hope you feel the same way about me.

SCULLY: Mulder, you know I do.

MULDER: I wasn't talking to you.

HBG | October 15, 1998
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Scully: "Oh, promise me this isn't leading to something really embarrassing."

Mara | October 16, 1998
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Mulder, this had better not be giant sheep pee.

Xenia Phillipic | October 14, 1998
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MULDER: How big can these things get?

SCULLY: Mulder, this is amazing. I have never seen one so large. Its vestigial features appear to be parasitic, but it has Mouflon physiology.

MULDER: How does that happen?

SCULLY: Radiation. Abnormal cell fusion. The suppression of natural genetic processes. Mulder, nature didn't make this thing. We did. Where the hell did it come from?

MULDER: I don't know, but it looks like I'm going to have to tell Skinner that his suspect is a giant, blood-sucking ewe after all.

Tarnekep Portree | October 11, 1998
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"Mulder I know you said clones were going to invade the earth but this is ridiculous!"

Thinking .."How can I get rid of this big green tube without betraying my cool exterior??"

jeunesse | October 14, 1998

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Scully: Well the results are in...this is my daughter.

Mulder: Are you sure? She's kind of hairy.

Scully: Ya, it runs in the family.

Sandy Bruchmann | October 11, 1998
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Scully and Mulder finally find Little Bo Peep's missing sheep, Dolly. It was an exhausting search, but now they can go find their own sheep as they try to get some sleep. Case Closed!

Six | October 12, 1998
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Very funny Mulder, now you and Dolly switch back into your own bodies. This Fox in sheep's clothing gag has gone far enough.

Neil Massie | October 12, 1998
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Scully I thought you were bringing the velcro gloves.

Danny Murphy | October 12, 1998
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Scully: Mulder look out it's a giant monster.

Mulder: Wow, it's beautiful, almost like you Scully.

Betty | October 12, 1998
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MY GOODNESS!! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SIZE OF THE ALIEN WHO WORE THIS CONDOM ?!

Edward Evans | October 12, 1998
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Funny, it doesn't smell cloned.

Brandon Smyth | October 12, 1998
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Baaaaaa, humbug!

Nutmeg | October 12, 1998
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So, Scully, are you saying that this is how the producers of our film got so many people into the theater?

Ken Green | October 12, 1998
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No, Scully, I suggested that you *count* sheep...

Nutmeg | October 12, 1998
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Scully: "Queequeg, you're alive! You must have undergone a transmogrification that cross-wired your genetic code and rearranged your molecular cell structure via a hybrid dog/sheep/alien gene (created with the elusive 'sheep dip' formula), specifically administered by secret government forces whose sole goal is to change the cotton industry forever."

Mulder: "Stick that, Captain Ahab...What are you gonna do about the fleas?!"

Anna Langley | October 12, 1998
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"For the last time Scully this is my Dolly!"

"But Mulder ?!?"

"I don't care where you pulled that green tube from."

pinkus | October 12, 1998
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Mulder: Turn my head and cough!?!?!?

Scully: Not you, Fox ... the buffalo!

Donna Gornick | October 12, 1998
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Mulder: "See what you scientists get for cloning sheep!"

KDLENE | October 13, 1998
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Quick!! Cap the gas, Mulder!!!

Deborah Png | October 13, 1998
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Mulder *sheepishly* forced to explain yet another personal sexual deviance to his cohort, specifically why he was caught leading his furry friend home humming Romeo Void's "Never Say Never" and carrying a giant transparent-green condom-- As usual, Scully is not amused....

PKbug | October 13, 1998
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Scully: It just followed me to the lab one day

Mulder: You know, that's against the rules

Scully: And so we cloned her DNA

Mulder: Like Dolly? Whoa, that's cool!

R. Lynne Meyer | October 13, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, I don't think this thing will fit.

Mulder: It's OK, Scully, I'll hold it down by the neck.

Georges Chahowskoi | October 13, 1998
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Oh he is so soft.

Ernest | October 13, 1998
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Mulder: "Hey Scully ... heard the one about the sheep, the alien, and the dumb blonde?"

mingo | October 13, 1998
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Mulder: "My she's one big sheep!"

Scully: "Yeah well look at this collection tube...action captions got one big problem with scale!"

mingo | October 13, 1998
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Mulder: So... Is this the biggest sheep you can make?

Sanghyuk Bae | October 14, 1998
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Oh no! My sweater is ALIVE!

Itay Shlamkovich | October 14, 1998
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Scully: Yes, Mulder, I do think that someone would notice if you sheared her.

Mulder: But Scully, I have to check Dolly for signs of alien abduction!

Melanie | October 14, 1998
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Damnit Mulder, you get the f*%&ing sperm sample!

Lunar Being | October 14, 1998
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Gillian: "Well, Mulder, didn't think you had it in you, but she looks just like you!"

Judy Milliken | October 14, 1998
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"I don't understand it, we used this condom, where the hell did this sheep come from???"

God?! | October 14, 1998
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"I told you Scully, the aliens aren't bad, look how they helped my sister."

Adi Raichel | October 14, 1998
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Mulder: I told you not to put Dolly in the microwave.

Scully: I am only looking for the truth Mulder.

Jamie Slusher | October 14, 1998
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Scully: What is Dolly doing here at your apartment!

Mulder: I have found the truth this is my new love.

Scully: Not if I can get this in place first.

Mulder: Noooooooooooooo.

Jamie Slusher | October 14, 1998
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"I know it sounds crazy, Scully, but I just have to know if he's my dad."

Reve | October 15, 1998
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"Oh Scully, look what they've done to her!!! God, Samantha, I'm so sorry!"

"I know, Mulder... let's take her home, she looks a little pale..."

Shira Magier | October 15, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, you don't know where that sheep has been. She reeks of Morley smoke so use protection next time. Here take mine.

Mulder: I don't think its big enough.

Dolly: BAAAAA!

Nancy Martin | October 15, 1998
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Scully: Now do it the right way, Mulder!

Mulder: You mean, not like in the videos?

Ikagirl | October 15, 1998
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Obi-Wan never *told* you, Scully.... *I* am Dolly II's Father!"

Jim O'Connell | October 15, 1998
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Scully: "Mulder, when you mentioned a threesome, this isn't exactly what I had in mind..."

Queen B Stacey T. | October 15, 1998
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Scully: Don't just stand there Mulder, hold Dolly.

Mulder: Scully, what are you going to do?

Scully: I am going to get some hair and tissue samples for analysis and prove to you that Dolly is in fact a genetically altered version of your sister Samantha.

Dolly: BAAAFFFFFOOOOOOOXXXX

Nancy Martin & Mark Clark | October 16, 1998
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"Scully, where are you going to put that, again?"

Mary Maly | October 16, 1998
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"Scully, I *swear* I thought that stuff was coffee. I had no idea your brother Bill would react this way."

Sara A. Laipis | October 16, 1998
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In order to see whether this is a Dolly clone or the real thing, Scully needs a stool sample. Mulder just came for the ride.

Rita | October 16, 1998
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Scully: "Mulder, a *pony*. I once mentioned that I wanted a *pony* when I was a little girl."

Scully to herself: "And I thought the key chain was lame."

MAKAWAY@aol.com | October 16, 1998
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Mulder: I am sure this sheep has got the "Crazy sheep" Disease..

Scully: Well, a battle inoculation will cure her for sure...

i.d. | October 17, 1998
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Mulder..."I think she's got your eyes Scully!"

mingo | October 17, 1998
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Their's had always been a relationship charged with sexual energy, at once attracted and apprehensive towards each other. Now, with the addition of a sheep to the equation, the erotic charge in the air between the agents was palpable. All that was left now was to reach for a specimen container and let lust take care of the rest...

Funtax | October 17, 1998
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mulder: hey, baby, come here often??

scully: MULDER!!!! URINE SAMPLE!!! URINE!!!!! jeez....i don't think i WANT to know about that "Siskel & Ebert" game you wanted to play....

nammy warrior princess | October 17, 1998
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Scully: Dolly the sheep is NOT my other daughter, Mulder.

Mulder: How do YOU know Scully. She may very well be a human/sheep/alien clone hybrid. Just do your little tests and find out.

Scully: She may be a clone, but beyound that, Mulder, you're NUTS!

Heather Mahoney | October 17, 1998
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Mulder: Awww.... Jeeez!

Scully: What is it, Mulder?!

Mulder: The sheep just gave me that urine sample you wanted.

Clint "LongPlay" Rule | October 17, 1998
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"Cloning is the way to go Scully. If we preserve samples of our DNA now, we can be reasurred of being able to find whatever truth is out there."

"Be my guest Mulder but i still think it's a baaaaad idea".

Red Girl | October 17, 1998
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"Mulder, overcome by one of his intuitive leaps, whipped out his fingernail clippers and feverishly began shearing the fleece from the back of Dolly's neck in hopes of uncovering a microchip implant.

Seeing this, Scully gave up on the idea of asking him to hold the frisky ewe while she collected a blood sample and tried to remember where she left her cell phone. She intended to call the SPCA. Another house pet she *didn't* need, especially one with a really bad haircut."

Diane Goodboe | October 17, 1998

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