Judge Scully...

Damning Evidence

Listen to that! They like humans? For food, I guess! How do you explain this!? Judge, I submit as evidence this mostly digested man with an alien gestating in his stomach. This is the proof I've been searching for...the proof of alien life on Earth. They must be stopped!

Well, gentlemen. I've heard both sides and I'm ready to make a ruling. Fox Mulder, if that is your real name, you need to chill out! Bringing in one paint variation of this particular action figure makes me think you're a loony. Seek help! As for you, my emerald friend, that costume's probably way overdue at the prop department. And think about getting some taste in movies and music next time you go to buy yourself a clue. That is if you can fit it into your busy colonization schedule.

bangs gavel
This case is one for the books!

The Ruling

 

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