Gimme Shelter...

The Thing: Where's the peanut butter?! The Hulk: Back-off, tangerine man!! Mulder: Will you both stop! Let's try to have some order here. We can't be fighting amongst ourselves. We have to work together to face whatever awaits us on the outside. It could be giant ants or killer bees or radioactive squirrels! What if we open that sealed door and find out that only mimes survived? Are you each ready to face that sort of apocalypse on your own? I didn't think so, heroes! [swelling crescendo of french horns] We have to be ready for anything and everything and the only way we can win is to work together. So what do you all say?! The Hulk: Drama queen.

Scully: Enough talk. Let's have some action. Somebody unseal the door and let's see what's waiting in the year 2000. [sound of breaking seal and rush of air] Scully: Well, what do you see? Mulder: I'm not sure. It looks pretty calm out there. Wait! Here comes somebody. Dr. Zaius: Howdy, everybody! Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Dr. Zaius: What's all the fuss? Mmmm...do I smell bananas?

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