A Fat-Free Episode...

As Mulder poured over case files and Scully scoured her medical texts, a worried Kirk acted out in melodramatic fashion. "Dear... GOD! Whatcouldhave... CAUSED... this... TERRIBLE... accident... toOCCUR!" Scully secretly believed Kirk's distress was due to his worries that Scotty was beginning to look more svelte than himself. Mulder leaned into Scully and whispered, "My acting isn't *that* bad, is it?"

A Public Service Announcement: On behalf of Star Trek captains everywhere, I would like to take this opportunity to state that we are not all hystrionic, scene-hogging, over-actors. As proof of my range and talent, I will now perform a scene from a favorite of mine. "Aye, breach your last to the sun, Moby Dick! Thy hour and thy harpoon are at hand!"

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