A Fat-Free Episode...

Scully Rational Explanation

In the midst of the chaos, Scully had discovered the most likely explanation for Scotty's miracle slimdown. The answer had been found in one of their old case files. Apparently, 2Shy, the fat-sucking vampire, had descendents who had survived into the future. They had evolved, and the one who had attacked Scotty hadn't needed to kill him to get what he needed for his regeneration. So the parasitic attacks looked to have symbiotic benefits in the future. Step aside Slim Fast...2Shy is the answer to future fitness!

With Scully's announcement, Kirk realized that their time in the twentieth century was nearing an end. Not to let an opportunity slip away, he grabbed the spotlight and began to re-enact a scene from "Plato's Stepchildren". Seeing that his audience was losing interest, he switched to a Shakespearian modification of the Shatnerian style. The last thing that Scully and Mulder heard as the group reboarded the Enterprise was, "My... HORSE...MY... horse! Mykingdomfor... a... HORSE..."

Ride 'em cowboy!

 

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