A Boy Named Sue...

With our lives on TV we're real big stars, We've got lots of money and fancy cars, But I've got a new focus for my rage and litigation. We've been sold out and I'm steaming mad, This show's the best thing FOX has ever had, But they're trying to cut me out of profit participation.

I thought my dad was the worst when he had his fun, With names like Fox and Sue for his only son, But it's nothing to the anger I now feel. And I think about him, now and then, As I prepare to sue and prepare to win, And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him... Melvyn or Ringo! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

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