Tips For Monster Busting...

The past three situations were fairly easy to solve and diffuse but it is not always so cut and dried. One of the most difficult and heinous menaces these days are tentacles. You see them everywhere. Sometimes they are, as in this case, offending appendages that can wrap around an unsuspecting victim and draw them into the monster's embrace. And in low budget movies, the tentacles are often the ONLY thing you see as some clueless red-shirt is dragged from a fishing boat into the ocean to meet his fate.

In these situations, double-dating, networking and all other civil forms of monster management won't help a bit. To deal with the tentacled menace you've got to bring out the big guns. Thermonuclear weapons are a safe bet and, in this case, have turned the tentacled monster into a pile of green goo. In each of these cases, I've shown you how to handle yourself with the minimum of hassle and stress. You won't break a nail, mess up your hair or wrinkle your power suit. Just be careful in this last case since you could eat a hole through your shoe with one misstep. Green-goo aliens wreak havoc on expensive Italian pumps!

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