Paternity and Beyond...

Personal log: Success! I have located an item which clearly indicates the presence of my father on this, the planet Earth. The strange candy dispenser I purchased bears the visage of my father. I have confirmed this with the Paternity Probe (patent pending) that comes standard on my newly issued utility belt. This finding has uplifted my spirits. I feel closer than ever to the truth...and my father. Oh wise candy dispensing father, give me a sign that I'm on the right track. Mmmm...sugary!

Meanwhile... "So you see, this Buzz isn't our Buzz but we still feel responsible for him. He was so happy when he thought he had found his father. It was a crushing blow to discover that Zurg was just a storyline and not his real dad. When I realized he'd left on this paternity pursuit, I had to do something. That's why I've come to you for help." "Scully and I will help you find your friend, Woody. I empathize with his plight since I'm also searching for the truth about my father. Although, if my dad is who I think he is, I doubt I'll be playing ball with him unless we bring along an oxygen mask."

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