Paternity and Beyond...

"Hold on there. I think there's been some mistake. Darth Vader is MY father. It's perfectly clear from the storyline that's been developed over the last several seasons on our television show. Come on, back me up here, Scully!" "I don't know who you are, Fox Mulder, but if your drab suit and unfortunate selection of tie are any indication, I'm going to guess you are from some branch of the government. If this is some sort of government conspiracy to prevent me from having a game of catch with my dad, then I'm going to have to act immediately. Stand back!" "Look, I'm just saying he's not your dad, he's mine. See, he even lets me wear his cape!"

"You know, Woody, these binoculars are great for surveillance. And they're so cute, too!" "Boy howdy, Scully. Those two are really going at it. Is that a flashlight your partner is wielding?!" "Either that or his cell phone...if he hasn't dropped it yet. I don't know about you, but I'm staying out of this one." "Well, as my mom used to say, stupid is as stupid does. Can you believe those two are so delusional?!" "Listen, Woodman, you might as well get used to it. I've been with Mulder for seven years now and some things never change."

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