The Dogs of X-Mas...

A boy and his Xmas-cow

(To the tune of "Do You See What I See")

Said Fox Mulder to his little cow
Do you see what I see?

Way up in the sky, little cow
Do you see what I see?

A UFO, dancing in the night
With a silent method of propulsion
Does this mean that we're not alone?

(To the tune of "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem")

Oh purple Barney eggplantoid, how brainless are your songs

They make me want to grab a fork and on you test the prongs

Yet in the daycare centers, you fill the kiddies' wishes

I hope that someday soon you will be sleeping with the fishes.

The AntiChristmas

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