Some will sting you, one that bites,
Reptilian and mammalian;
Gooey, oily parasites
Domestic or quite alien.
Bounty hunters with eyes sewn shut;
The Flukeman's svelte allure.
Mulder loves 'em (he's a nut)
But Scully's not so sure.
The oiliens oozing from Krycek's eyes
At the end of "Terma;"
The vampire sheriff's glowing eyes;
Lord Kimbote's bright red derma;
Tooms' nest (in "Tooms" and "Squeeze");
The wormy thing in "Ice;"
Not to mention smallpox bees
And green flourescent lice.
We loved your monsters, great and small,
They brought us many smiles.
We wish the best of luck to all.
Sincerely, your X-Philes!