mix-- juice of one whole lemon
liquid from one can of water packed sardines
water from one snow globe (remove the snow)
drink and prevent wrinkles
one dolop BBQ sauce
run-off juice of one t-bone steak
two shots Beefeaters gin
inject into hip and never get sick
1/2 bottle vodka
two tablespoons frozen orange juice concentrate
spoon concentrate directly into bottle
garnish with cigarette
six drops of deionized water
Serve in teeney metalic vial and look angsty
Fill a glass with either ice tea or rootbeer
Then offer it to your partner to discover if it is *true love*
[For better results have Pete Rose's Sports Talk playing on the radio]