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Welcome, Noromos. This is 2nd Commandant Bee in Charge, Marita, speaking. The Bee Squad is a gathering of noromos who believe in the beautifully as yet platonic relationship between Mulder and Scully. Once you join, you will enter into the wonderful world of the Bee Hive. And all you have to do is copy, paste, and edit the form and then email it to BeeSquad@hotmail.com with "Marita's Cadet" as the subject line. However, if you do have your own X-Files webpage, you will be automatically promoted to Sergeant! PROTECT THE NOROMO AGENDA TODAY!
- Objective: The romantic separation of FBI Special Agents Mulder and Scully. Stern. Yet in all dogma realize the poetry of comraderie over romance. And the importance of the timing in a good sting.
- Pledge: The only thing required of your part (other than being a true noromo or a non-shipper) is that you will subscribe to our mailing list (which will be processed and sent to you as soon as your application is received by the Mother Bee).
- Training: New members are assigned as cadets. New members who have dedicated a webpage to the X-Files are assigned as sergeants. Members who have military bases 2nd Commandants Bee in Charge. Special promotions available.
- Code: For shippiness you belong with the Navy. For the ancient art of noromo you can join us, the Bee Squadron.
- Disclaimer: The Bee Squadron does not discriminate towards gender, age, disability, nor sexual preference. We care for each other and communicate through newsletters, e-mails, and the like. We do however discriminate shippers. Discriminate in the sense that we are aware of their ever-pervasive presences.
- Spread the Word: Give this site's URL out. Recruit new members. Yadda yadda yadda.
- Rewards: Emotional satisfaction. Strength in numbers against the Shipper Navy. Special Promotions for the power hungry. Badges of honor. Meet military men and women with same objectives as you. Over.
- Special Commendations: He hid. He stayed. He observed. He waited. And, at the right moment, he served. An honorary award goes out to Sandy, the bee who stopped Mulder and Scully from the k word. Badge number 10278374.
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