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We all know Mulder was "Spooky," and Scully's nickname was an official contest. But what were some of the other agents' nicknames? If you have an idea, please fill out the submission form and tell me what you think. All nicknames are (c) Copyright their creator! The more well-known nicknames will stay uncredited, as will my entries...however, the nicknames submitted by you will be credited by being linked to your email address. If you do not enter an email address, I'm sorry, it's too hard to list everyone by name. Nicknames that are essentially a bad name (and I've received plenty of those for Spender) will not be included. Sometimes other nicknames will be deemed inappropriate as well. Want to see what a certain name means? Try searching for a name's meaning. We fight against spam. Spambots will receive exactly 100 spam mail returned to them if they email anyone from this page.

Character

Nicknames

Mulder	The Macho Man, Muldy, Moody, Mooky, Smoulder, Mister FBeye, Foxy, Spook Doggy Dog, Foxy Smoulder, Autoerotic Asphyxiator, too cute for tv, Mr. F...B...I..., sexy private eye dick, Mad Cow Disease (Moo-lder), Spookie Monster, Mr. Puppy Dog, Moose (cf. Scully's "Squirrel"), puppy-faced Fox, poopey-head (Scully calls Mulder this in "Arcadia") Visit Mulder's Dossier for more nicknames.
Scully	"Drop-Dead Red," Spicy Pisces, Scull, "G-Woman," Mrs. Spooky, Frigid, Iceberg, ScullyWully, FBI-Woman, Deskless Wonder, Scuzzy, Sulky, Sculls, Scu Road, "G-Woman," MissSpooky, Muldonna, St. Scully of the Basement, Scullster, Mrs. Rationality, SheWhoEatsIceCreamStraightFromTheCarton, The Red Wonder, Uber-Scully, Doc, Scully Spice, sweet cakes, Strawberry Shortcake, Ms. "I am a medical doctor, and don't you ever forget it, damnit!", Squirrel (cf. Mulder's "Moose"), Red, Cancerwoman, Ice Queen, Star Dust Visit Scully's Dossier for more nicknames.
Krycek	"Ratboy," Everlast bag, k-dog, Sexy Sleaze, checkie!, thexy-loother ratboy, Bad Manicured Man, Krycket, Kry-baby, babyrat, scrumptious, sleeezy, lefty, one arm wonder, SqueakSqueak, Calvin the Destroyer, Special K, Alexander the Great, pant-pant@ooo-baby, Skinner's Other Boy, Checkmate, Crybaby, better-in-leather, Rat-hunk Visit Krycek's Dossier for more nicknames; or see what Krycek Klone Owners have named their klones.
Pendrell	"Lab-Boy," Sparky, penny, Scullypuppy, "Pendy," Lonesome Lab-rat, Ian, "you know, that one guy who acctualy died. you know, the lab guy? who had the thingy for scully? that guy. you know," Sweetie, puppylove, squishy, Mr. Penny, "the dude from the lab," slyguy, WhatADoof, numb nuts, guy-that-Scully-never-knew-first-name, J.C. Penney, Pen, Drop death for red
Fowley	The Foul One, MoldLips, Foxy, lost-in-X-case
Spender	Mamas-boy, brokeass, The Great Tobacco, "Squeaky" (from "The End"), Screech, Discord Man, Morley-Spawn, Mr. Spinner, "The Non-Believer," suspender, SeriouslyAttachedToHisMom, WeaselBoy, Smokey Jr., MulderWannabe, nead, Second-Hand Smoke, Agent Spanthrax, Jeffy Pop Popcorn, Agent Spendrell, ray boy, Spankyspender, Clueless-wonder, Ferretboy, Fenderbender, Double-crossed son of a double-crossed son of a bitch (double-crossed grandson of a bitch)
Skinner	AD Skinhead, Squinter, mr. clean, "Mel Cooley," Skinflint, hair club for men mascot, The almighty hairless one, BoxersOrBriefs?Briefs, Walt Disney, Bald Eagle, Captain Picard, RogaineMan, Bald-wonder, Big, Bad, Butch AD, A.D. by-the-book, Magic 8-Ball
Lone Gunmen	Sex-starved-cyber-geeks, Downright dorky intelectually goofy paranoiacs, Freaky geeks, The Terrible Three, The Three Mulderketeers, The men who know too much, The Lone Mulders Byers--Billy Goat, Buyer Frohike--Frogman, Fur Hicky Langly--Longlocks
CSM/Cancerman	Dancerman, Morley Man, Smoky, black lungs, Raoul without a cause, Spenderbender, BlackLungedSOB, INeedAThroatLozenge!, camel man, CoughcoughHackhack, wrinkly, C.igar=S.ex + M.onica, double-crossed son of a bitch
Marita Covarrubias	UNblondie, Lucky girl that got Krycek, More eat-a Cover-up bias, Kry*check*er, Peroxide Girl, The Unablonder, The Blonde Scully
Alien Bounty Hunter	Mad Morpher, Mighty Morphin' Bounty Hunter, Schwarzenalien, morpho man, square face, E.T.
The Black Oil	"Oilien," 10W13
Bambi	"Her name is WHAT?," road kill, BugWoman, the Daisy Duke Wearing Terror, Bimbo
Queequeg	lunch
Phoebe Green	English terror
Morris Fletcher	Fatman, or the spanky wonder
Flukeman	flukey, sewer worm, Flukeboy
Stupendous Yappi	quirky eyebrow guy, quirky
Karin from "Alpha"	Dances With Dalmations

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Testimony from a Fan by paula_cav@hotmail.com On the Gold Coast (Australia) we have an ongoing radio spoof of the X-Files (called the X-Fools) with some pretty funny names for the characters. Unfortunately I can't claim them as mine....but oh well. You get that. This is a very, very funny spoof with AD Skinhead in cohorts with Dancerman (some funny homosexual references and dancing references) and Smoulder and Sulky (the latter who talks in a very whiny voice) doing some really silly things (ie. "Sulky, there's a dark and scary room.", "Okay, Smoulder, lets go in!" You get the idea...the narrator of this parody is also extremely clever. Needless to say this is a very popular and long running series.