X-Men Jokes

There were three guys wearing trench coats on top of the empire state building. The first guy said to the second guy "Did you know that if you jump off the edge and open up you coat that the wind would blow you back onto the roof?" The second guy says to the first guy "Nuh ah" So the first guy goes to the edge, looks back and says "watch this" and jumps off the edge, opens his coat and floats back onto the roof. Goes back to the second guy and says "see." The second guy goes "I got to try this" goes to the edge jumps off the edge opens his coat, falls straight down screaming, SPLAT. The third guy looks at the first guy and goes "Magneto that wasn't very nice."

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