S.O.S
SH*T ON SCREAM
Someone Has Taken Their love of Diarrheatic Excrement too far...
It comes as a surprise to many that I am thoroughly appalled by the movie SCREAM. I went into this movie expecting a horror parody that could possibly rival Comedy of Terrors, but I left with a movie that was overly predicable, badly acted, and one that had even more of a horribly weak plot than of its slasher predecesors. I then saw Scream 2 with some deranged hope that it may preceed the first one. Halfway through I had the deranged hope that possibly my ticket stub was sharp enough to slit my wrists and put me out of my misery.Now I know I'll likely get some leters from a few pre-puberty fans who know the exact number of seconds Counrtney BitemyCox was on screen, so this page, I'm going to explain myself.