Sarcastic Scul.

"I brought you something... 'Superstars of the Superbowl.' "~ Mulder
"I knew there was a reason to live." ~Scully (One Breath)

"You've got a brother, don't you, Scully?" ~ Mulder 
"Yeah. I have an older one and a younger one." ~Scully
"Have you ever thought about calling one of them all day and then the phone rings and it's one of them?" ~Mulder
"Does this pitch somehow end in a way for me to lower my long distance charges?" ~Scully (Roland)

"Sure. Fine. Whatever." ~Scully

"You have to admit that was exciting, Mission Control and all." ~Mulder
"Yeah. Ranks right up there with getting a pony and learning to braid my own hair." ~ Scully (Space)

"I'd go with you, but I'm afraid they'd lock me up." ~ Mulder to Scully, about her visiting a mental hospital
"Me too." ~Scully (Max)

“But what's so intriguing to me is the striking lack of detail here.” ~Mulder
“Well, what do you want for 29.95?” ~Scully (Nisei)


(answers phone) “Who died now?” ~Scully (War of the Cophrophages)

“ I don't know what to tell you, Mulder. I just hope you're not implying you've come across an infestation of killer cockroaches.” ~Scully (War of the Cophrophages) 

“Did you know that the ancient egyptians worshipped the Scarab Beetle and possibly erected the pyramids to honour them? Which may just be giant symbolic dung heaps.” ~Mulder
“ Did you know the inventor of the flush toilet was named Thomas Crapper?” ~Scully (War of the Cophrophages) 

"What was he wearing? A long black robe and carrying a scythe?" ~Scully (Synchrony)

"And what would that be filed next to? The cockroach that ate Cincinnati?" ~Scully (Detour)

"That's one hell of a plan, Mulder. The serial killer makes us believe that he's guilty in turn diverting the suspicion away from the real estate lady? Well, he had me going!" ~Scully (Kitsunegari)

"You're saying that I actually hit him... 2 times? And then he sort of flew at me like a flying squirrel..."~Scully (Bad Blood)

"Well, how else did she see? Bat-Vision?" ~Scully (Mind's Eye)

"Mulder, that is not a rain dance. My Irish Aunt Olive has more Cherokee in her than Daryl Mootz. I mean, look at him, Mulder. Does that look like a man who can control the weather?" ~Scully (Rain King)